Vision With A Mission ... part 5 of 14

Part 5 of 14

The 1st Demon on the top or center demon looks much like a TIGER and speaks up in a growly voice...

at the 3 demon gate !!!

--What can we do for you little porkchops...Oops I mean little piggies ?

--We wantz 2 go thru the gate plz...(shyly swaying a little with trotters behind back & did you notice how Moony answered politely :) )

The 2nd Demon on the right of the gate, looks like a STONE GARGOYLE, it has a beard, is almost toothless, has big ears, a pug nose, & staring eyes, who next speaks...in a gravelly voice (like a harsh grating sound)says... 

--Have you brought the SALT ?

The 3rd Demon on the left of the gate is a bit DEFORMED, with a slightly bent over ridged back, a horn in the center of his brow, (wie geil or how cool when translated) breasts with nipples, spindly arms, and thick short legs that seem to come out of its...torso or i suppose you could say BUTT!

Pinky holds salt in trotters

--If you haven't brought the Salt, you can't go through.

--YES YES, i az the salt in me bag...(shoves Pinky in front), Well show eet 2 'em Pinky!!!

Pinky delves into the holdall & triumphantly shouts 'kadoef',( which when translates goes like this > Ta-da!), Holding salt aloft in trotters & big smile on face :) Pinky trotters the salt over to Moony, (not hands as pigs dont have hands remember ? ).

--1st Demon GROWLS, each take a pinch of salt in your right trotter & throw it over your left mutton.

--Mutton MUTTON ?? grunts Moonpig loudly.

--2nd Demon says in a GRAVELLY voice, Demon 1 was meant to say...throw it over your left piggy shoulder. 

--3rd Demon gets the HUMP & says, Yes i do recall that the last one to go through the gate was a SHEEP, an old one at that.

--1st Demon growls, get on with the ritual, i'm hungry & things taste better salted !!!

And a little way through the gate and to the right a heap of bones picked clean can be just about seen !!!

--Moonpig mutters somat to Pinky, somat like...whatever they say...points to Demons > (like that)...we dash thru at the last split 2nd or at my say so, right ?

Pinky now starts to tremble at the thought of her bones being added to the pile of bones just visible through the gate.

Take that bottle of olive oil

--Ist Demon growls...take that bottle of Olive Oil down there > (points) & rub each other all over with it...slip slap splosh ! (noise of pigs slapping oil over each other).

-- 2nd Demons gravelly voice says...Then that Pepper Mill over here...take it and grind the pepper over each other...kraaak-kraaak-kraaak ! (noise of pepper mill grinding).

--Achoo! a-a-achoo! A- ACHOO ! Both pigs sneeze in synchronization or both together at the same time :)

--3rd Demon makes an action with his spindly arms & says...now RUB some more salt into your fatty parts.

So as the pigs reasoned they were mostly fat...rubbed it all over each other...rub-a dub-dub !(noise of pigs erm...rubbing in salt :)

Meanwhile...the Demons summoned up a LARGE FIRE !!!.

--1st Demon, licking his lips with his tongue, growls...when you go through the gate, throw the rest of the salt over yourself for good measure.

Rat squeaks...Beware.....

Hmm !  Moonpig smells a RAT !! looks down & sees a Rat.

Rat lifts a front foot & points with his claw at the pile of bones. Rat squeaks, Beware beware, once again i'll say...but before he could say Beware again, 3rd Demon treads on rat and squashes it, EEEKKK! [noise of rat being um...squashed], like stubbing out a cigarette....then kicks it into the fire, THWACK! [like that].

Moonpig & Pinky recall the words of Dumbo...'be sure to follow the directions to the letter'.

--Blow that, oinks Moony or words to that effect but words am censored here (*^%$@!!!).

Suddenly Moonpig grabs Pinky by the ears pulling her & rushes through the Demon gate...&....2 b cont....