Part 4 of 14
Ahhh! here is a monkey named Magic. He is sitting by 3 overflowing baskets in the market...full of veggies so it seems (the baskets...tut...okay, so the monkey had 3 bananas in his gob so who's counting ???) & so begins the bartering. With
everything bartered and even exchanged for, except for 1/2 a box of loom bands (think we over did it with loom bands), Moonpig and Pinky friend loads up all the vegetables into 2 now heavy holdalls...you know, bags, the sort that could hold...erm...explosives :) but NOT, no no NO! as i am peace-loving pig, loving veggies.
| Think i brought too many Loom Bands ? |
--K, says Moonpig, we needs sum sort of transport 2 get uz over the 1st bit of a mountainous ridge & up 2wards the jungle that will lead uz 2 the Hush-a-bye mountain...(looks around). Hi Mr. Elephant. R u 4 hire ?
--As a matter of fact I am...where would you like to go ? Says Mr. Elephant (who's name happens to be Dumbo)...Is that a feather he's holding ?
| My beautiful feather .. trumpets Dumbo. |
--We wants to go to the highest mountain in Peru, Piggy friend pipes up as friend has been quiet a long time & she wants to put her pennyworth in ! (Haa! now we have it ! Disclosed for the first time on here & anywhere....Pinky friend happens to be a SOW and it has taken a long time to find this out !!!)
--Right, Just one problem with that. I can only take you as far as The 3 Demon Gate. To go past them you will have to do so by yourself. You see, you will need to perform a Purifying Ceremony of a RITUAL kind. It involves making an offering of SALT to the Demons for Safe Passage.
--Hmm, o.k. good job we bought sum salt 2 season the veggies wiv...says Moony nodding 2wards one of the bags...but PRAY tell me, y cant u go any further ???
--Argh!! [Elephant recoils]...Keep the salt well away from me...trumpets Dumbo looking scared...[then as he sees shocked look on pigs faces feels he has to explain] You see, i wasn't always in the form as you see me in now...I was a SNAIL in my FORMER LIFE...till someone trod on me and sent me to be reborn or reincarnated. I prefer this bigger body as i can hold, carry, pull, and make more of whatever it is you have in exchange for my services.
--I az these very very pretty & much much desirable...erm...loom bands. Moonpig takes out a few loom bands to show Dumbo.
--Such b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l colors, exclaims Dumbo, twisting the bands this way and that in his trunk before putting them away...erm where ever a elephant puts his erm...things :) . Climb on my back and i'll hang your knapsacks on my tusks.
| Twist ur leg round Pinky..you'll fall !!! |
So up they climb...and enjoy the view...rising up over the smaller mountain ridge breathing in all that lovely fresh air...& the journey continues. Much chattering in good SPIRITS [whiskey, sherry, port anyone ? :) ] & the like goes back & forth...back & forth...back &...Suddenly, Dumbo comes to a FULL STOP !
--That's as far as i go, if you carry on just down there (points with trunk to a forested area dead ahead) you will find The 3 Demon Gate. They, the Demons will tell you what to do. If you want safe passage, be sure to follow the directions to the letter...trumpets in a serious looking elephant expression { ( . . ) } (< like that)
Moonpig and Pinky slide down off Dumbo's back & Moonpig carefully removes the backpacks (ha ha, bags keep changing names...to avoid...detection ??? ) & trotters them over (pigs dont have hands c) to Pinky.
--Bye & have a safe journey back, oinks Pinky, waving a trotter & a big tear falls from the corner of her eye...think she rather liked Mr. Elephant :)
--Com on then Pinky friend az we ay got all day 2 stand stooding here :)
--But the holdalls are heavy !!! squeals Pinky.
--Oh, o.k. we con go a bit slower if eet 'elps.
Down the trail & at the edge of the trees & flora, (Flora...thats the plants of a particular region, habitat,or
geological period :) ) they see a gate...almost like a oblong archway. On this...gate are perched 3 DEMONS of different appearances...One on either side and one on top....descriptions are as follows....2 b cont.....
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