...In shuffles a Guru Lemur wearing Brown Robes, & as is an Official Garment is allowed to wear it. He notices Moonpig meditating noisily & frowns :~( just a little.
| Guru Lemur frowns !!! |
--Guru looks intently at Moonpig & says...First i must tell you this...there are 4 noble truths...this is the noble truth concerning Suffering. Birth is attended with pain, decay is painful, disease is painful, painful is separation from the pleasant & any craving that is unsatisfied, that too is painful.
Noises of rumbling tummys can be heard from pigs.
--Yeah being hungry iz PAINFUL. But can u help me (& words seem to come out in slow motion...H-e-l-p --M-e)....Suddenly & in a FLASH of...Inspiration, part of the dream comes back to Moonpig. He sees a Very High Mountain above every other mountain !!! The name of the mountain when translated is...Hush-a-bye !
--Must be Karma, says Pinky friend...Karma means action, work or deed. It also refers to the spiritual principle of cause and effect where intent and actions of an individual (= cause) influence the future of that individual (= effect)...(smug look on Pinky's face).
--Erm...o.k. big 'ed, thats wot i was gona say...oinks Moony, annoyed because he didnt think of it first.
| U stole that Krystal ball...didn't u !!! |
--Guru Lemur takes out a Crystal Ball & says...I see you are going on a LONG JOURNEY.
--Well thats not 2 hard 2 pre-dick :) oinks Moonpig.
--Guru Lemur continues...you will travel over...stone & through forests.
--Yeah...grunts Moonpig, well tell me somat i dont know, btw (thats By The Way...if u dont erm...know) & i is sure u stole that Krystal ball from a Gypsy !
--Ah, there you are wrong, I barter & exchange in the local market, you must try it. If you are planning to go to the Hush-a-bye mountain you will need supplies. Also you will need to give something as a gift when you get to Hush-a bye mountain like vegetables :) also for yourself as i hear rumblings from tummys, i do not miss a thing, I can thoroughly recommend a local delicacy, pot roast guinea pig stuffed with bananas. Also guinea pig is tasty grilled, poached, fried and kebabed :)
-- Moonpig shows his disgust URGH ! YUCK ! That would never do i am a VEGETARIAN (well almost :) )
--Oh deary me, says Guru Lemur...I am most apologetic please forgive me. If you are of a vegetarian food eater kind, there are many vegetables of wide variety in the local market to barter for to suit your needs.
With that Guru Lemur goes a little way off to CHANT & PRAY with ROSARY Leaves & make offerings to his deceased relatives to get them out of LIMBO or something like that or wherever or whoever Limbo is :)
So off pigs go, back to the local market & by now were sorely hungry to the highest degree. Moonpig looks in his skin pocket to see what he has to barter with.
--Erm...err...dont seem 2 av anything of much value, wot u got Pinky friend ?
| Err...might need it for later ? |
--Err...erm...(pulls out half sucked mint with fluff hanging on to it) erm might need that myself... i dont seem to have anything of value either, (shrugs shoulders).
--Hmmm! i'll run back 2 UFO & c wot i con find...wont b long....(run run run run)...Moony Returns...Puff Pant!...Wot u think 'bout these Pinky friend ? Moonpig is holding a rather large box with Loom Bands, a Tin Opener,(yes just 1) & about a dozen AA Batteries...Hope the locals az a use 4 them ?...Scratches butt....2b continued
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