Diversify For Profit ! ... part 4 of 5

Part 4 of 5

Ring ring...ring ring...The phone rings. Moonpig picks up the

Hello...helloooo !

phone...It's just after 7pm...a muffled voice is heard to some degree down the phone..."U'll have 2 repeat that...(muffled noises down phone)no i ay got a trifle in me ear...erm...err...okay, i'll get right on it."
Moonpig phones Pinky up and asks her to come over "Come over" he oinks urgently.
Pinky arrives at the double. "What you want."
"I needs a pair of x-tra trotters 2 'elp me wiv a little job...(mutters rashly, without careful consideration of the possible consequences what's needed)...r u game?"
"No i'm Pinky ?" Pinky strains to hear or understand with difficulty.

Whoooooosh!

"Tut! Never mind u az the great privilege, special right or advantage...all 3 maybe 2 'elp me at great cost az i will pay u 4 ur 'elp wiv....(mutters)" Moonpig drags Pinky off into Pearl*...the name he named his car, that is wedge or rocket shaped & has 3 wheels, so it can go faster. Less drag then a 4 wheeler car so he was told by the dealer who sold it him. But most important is...its a nice green color! Moonpig connects the 2 wires dangling down from the dashboard  like he was shown, & Splutter splutter ! Bang Bang! (car springs in 2 life). Moonpig pushes his trotters 2 pedals & Zooooms away...off like a..a...like a rocket...Whooooosh!
On arriving at Wizzhog's farmhouse, Wizzhog comes out to greet Moony. Wizzhog deals in antiques and needs a...out-of-the-way  place to store some...hot merchandise in or untill things have cooled down a little ;) (make what you will of that)
"U az a job 4 me Wizzhog" Is all Moony oinks as phone call was not quite clear ! Wizzhog is a huge pig with tattoos over various piggy parts :) He always wears a cap...a sign of great responsibility. No animal farm rules about that as it is part of ...the uniform.  

"Seems Wizzhog iz unlucky in love. U con tell by the heart and number 13 tattoo." oinky whispers Moonpig to Pinky who couldn't care less and was looking at the pretty flowers and smiling inside herself like the Mona Lisa  :)

Wizzhog grunts,"I sure have. Load up this piece of antique furniture and take it to my new lockup barn :) But be careful...it's VERY expensive.  A rare piece and as you can imagine...a desirable collectors item over 100 years old."

No probs...av van will travel...safe wiv me sir

"Rite away Wizzhog sir, never fear Wizzhog sir, I will treat eet wiv the utmost respect sir." grunts Moonpig "I'll open up the back of me car-like van and eezzz eet in real jen-till like." :) :)
"Be sure that you do It's irreplaceable and I'm counting on you to do a good job !!!" Grunty oinked Wizzhog trotting over a piece of paper with the address he wants the Antique Bookcase to be delivered to.

"Sir yes sir!" oinks Pinky feeling a need to confirm that the antique bookcase will be in safer than safe trotters. (So who are we kidding ? :) ) ............2 b continued

* See 'ramblingsofmoonpig' ... Moonpig Gets His Wheels'... a story in 5 parts starting from 31/05 2013