1 Iz Not Enuf ... part 3 of 3

Part 3 of 3

--Thought id come & check c if u made it home alright :) . Twiddles trotters b-hind back.

--Yes, av, sooo...wot u want now ! ?

--Can u spare a glass of water...please ?

--Glass by the sink, 'elp urself cant u c, am bee-zee right now !...munch munch...scoff scoff.

-- s'cuse me (said in little voice) but, (gulp!) am u gonna eat ALL those urself Moony ?...glug glug! (drinks water). friend gets bit choked up like.

--W-e-l-l, I bought 'em wot u think am going 2 do with 'em ?...Stuff 'em up me 'jacksy' ? ^>@<^ .

--I lost my donut....sniff sniff chin wobble says u, it must of fell out of me car on way home...somehow Wawwwww!(big blabbing noises)

Moonpigs eyes water...just a bit...stop ur blabbering, here, av this tissue & 1of me donuts.

Catch!

--Thx Moony u r a true friend :) chobble chobble!

--Think am going a bit soft.

--U look alright 2 me...maybe a bit...FLABBY, but never---Chuck!Whoosh!....Arrgh! friend ducks down 2 avoid flying donut. It bounces off friends head & on2 the floor & bounces again up, hitting friend in eye...Another 1 exclaims friend ? Wow thanks Moony...i like donuts with dirt on (blinks sugar off eye).

1 is not enuf !!

Moonpig fumes az wasnt intending 2 let friend av 2nd donut

--How come u buy so many donuts ?  R u an expert at eating them ?

--Well, heh-hum(clears froat) az u con deduce by 2days pre-seed-ings....1 IS NOT ENUF !

1 Iz Not Enuf ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3

...Ting-a-lingle ling! (noise of shop bell). Hmm! wot shall i buy ? (takes out pd=potato dollar we use on MFF (myfreefarm) & counts...slowly az must make sure az enuf pd with me) right..think i az enuf, i got...mutter mutter mutter (Moony counts) & x-claims, that much, puts pd back in

Friend uses the word please...so polite

pocket...Meanwhile...Ting-a ling ling ! I turns 2 c friend enter shop & walks up 2 counter & says...i'll have 1 of those please (points 2 donut, wow so...polite) friend waves (~~~ thats a wave) & leaves. Good choice says me 2 meself...i'll have 1 az well...wot else shall i buy ? Better make eet another 1 (drools!) oh erm...& another...erm & errr another &...hang on i'Il juz az another erm & another...& so on ! Shop keeper pig gets infuriated look on face...cant think y ? Can U ? 

Erm...just another...erm...and another....

Sooo Mooney makes do wiv...few & hands over pd...actually az pigs dow av hands...trotters them over :) & exits shop, Ting-a-ling ling. Shop keeper pig breathes BIG sigh of relief.

--Want a lift home in me car, says friend who's been hanging around. (shud of got rid of coat hangers? Hang on ? Cant b rite az pigs dow wear clothes!)

--Erm, no thx...bye ~~~ (that iz me waving bye 2 friend...thought id let u know). Friend leaves in car. Think i'll catch buz instead...Bus pulls up. Tsssssss! (that noise of air brakes),hops on2 bus & scoffs donut.

Hey! No eating on my bus.

--Hey! No eating on my bus! grunts bus driver pig pointing 2 sign stuck on window. So when he hay looking i bobs me tongue out...rasp (like that)....gets home in farmhouse & puts donuts on2 plate.

--Oooo they look GOOD, says 2 self, Munch Munch...tayfssh delishoffssh (spitting sugary doh outta mouth)....Sharp knock comes at door...Knock Knock! Startled, Moonpig oinks out...whos that disturbing me now !...opens door...eek! needs oiling...Oh ! its U me pinky friend! Wot U wont ?....2 b cont.

1 Iz Not Enuf ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of  3

RrrrrRRrummmm! (noise of Moonpigs stomach rumbling from lack of food 1 presumes).

Go on....desert me, blooming spider.

OOooo am real ravenous (big black bird...look 4 it :) ), infakt am hungry! Lets c wot i az in me pantry. Hmm, nothing! :(  Not even that spider (from story called 'Karaoke'). Seems az eez packed eez bags & moved out. Well i b blowed ! MrrrrRrrruuummm! Cor! think a vee-zeet 2 the shops in Mootown wud b advizable at this point &... az iz nice day, i'll walk...if i dont give out on t'road.

Honk honk! I jumps at sudden noise & turns round. Is friend moving slowly in a Red car wiv PINK interior, making friend disappear like a Kam-e-leon.  Friend oinks, where u going Moony ?

Perhaps friend will think it aint me if i ignore honking.

--I tries 2 ignore friend but friend is VERY per-sis-tant so i says...Oh hi friend :)  Ham going 2 shops in Mootown 2 buy some food. RrrrrRRruummm! (rumble in me tummy!). Grins sheepishly (& thats hard 4 a pig 2 do b-lieve me :) )

--Pantry empty again...mutters friend under breath...get in & i'll give u a lift, am going that way myself.

--Must i ? (cant b seen in this, they'll all laff at me).No 1 about so i quickly gets in,...sooo where u get money 2 buy this car then ?  Did u make the money urself....i gives out a oinky oinky snigger-laugh!

--My Mommy bought it 4 me 4 being GOOD 4 a whole month...(friend says proudly).

--Oh...shud of said somat, (rummages around in skin-pocket & pulls out...a bandaid plaster...never know when it will come in trottery,(not handy az pigs dow av hands) here u bin (hands over plaster az x-tra goody present coz am jen-er-rus 2 a fault).

--Erm wow! Thx Moony...erm...can u just erm, put ur back trotters in them metal loop things down there (points 2 a 2nd pair of pedals) & pedal away with me, only with more

Greggs makes yummy cakes and things :)

WEIGHT is harder 2 pedal if only 1 of us pedals :) .

--I groan...Groans(like that)...wondered wot the catch woz!...eventually gets 2 Mootown...gets out the car & heads 2wards "Greggs" the patisserie...or might go 2cake shop instead :)

--Wait 4 me oinks pinky friend...I turns round 2 c pinky friend parking...erm...car in car park sort of coz is at an angle like just been abandoned!....2 b cont.