1 Iz Not Enuf ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3

...Ting-a-lingle ling! (noise of shop bell). Hmm! wot shall i buy ? (takes out pd=potato dollar we use on MFF (myfreefarm) & counts...slowly az must make sure az enuf pd with me) right..think i az enuf, i got...mutter mutter mutter (Moony counts) & x-claims, that much, puts pd back in

Friend uses the word please...so polite

pocket...Meanwhile...Ting-a ling ling ! I turns 2 c friend enter shop & walks up 2 counter & says...i'll have 1 of those please (points 2 donut, wow so...polite) friend waves (~~~ thats a wave) & leaves. Good choice says me 2 meself...i'll have 1 az well...wot else shall i buy ? Better make eet another 1 (drools!) oh erm...& another...erm & errr another &...hang on i'Il juz az another erm & another...& so on ! Shop keeper pig gets infuriated look on face...cant think y ? Can U ? 

Erm...just another...erm...and another....

Sooo Mooney makes do wiv...few & hands over pd...actually az pigs dow av hands...trotters them over :) & exits shop, Ting-a-ling ling. Shop keeper pig breathes BIG sigh of relief.

--Want a lift home in me car, says friend who's been hanging around. (shud of got rid of coat hangers? Hang on ? Cant b rite az pigs dow wear clothes!)

--Erm, no thx...bye ~~~ (that iz me waving bye 2 friend...thought id let u know). Friend leaves in car. Think i'll catch buz instead...Bus pulls up. Tsssssss! (that noise of air brakes),hops on2 bus & scoffs donut.

Hey! No eating on my bus.

--Hey! No eating on my bus! grunts bus driver pig pointing 2 sign stuck on window. So when he hay looking i bobs me tongue out...rasp (like that)....gets home in farmhouse & puts donuts on2 plate.

--Oooo they look GOOD, says 2 self, Munch Munch...tayfssh delishoffssh (spitting sugary doh outta mouth)....Sharp knock comes at door...Knock Knock! Startled, Moonpig oinks out...whos that disturbing me now !...opens door...eek! needs oiling...Oh ! its U me pinky friend! Wot U wont ?....2 b cont.