Vision With A Mission ... part 3 of 14

Part 3 of 14

...In shuffles a Guru Lemur wearing Brown Robes, & as is an Official Garment is allowed to wear it. He notices Moonpig meditating noisily & frowns :~(  just a little.

Guru Lemur frowns !!!

--Thought, hmm, wonder if Guru can help me recall me dream vision ? well cant hurt so here goes....Hi Guru Lemur......blah blah blah (thats Moony telling his story to Guru).
--Guru looks intently at Moonpig & says...First i must tell you this...there are 4 noble truths...this is the noble truth concerning Suffering. Birth is attended with pain, decay is painful, disease is painful, painful is separation from the pleasant & any craving that is unsatisfied, that too is painful.
Noises of rumbling tummys can be heard from pigs.
--Yeah being hungry iz PAINFUL. But can u help me (& words seem to come out in slow motion...H-e-l-p --M-e)....Suddenly & in a FLASH of...Inspiration, part of the dream comes back to Moonpig. He sees a Very High Mountain above every other mountain !!! The name of the mountain when translated is...Hush-a-bye ! 
--Must be Karma, says Pinky friend...Karma means action, work or deed. It also refers to the spiritual principle of cause and effect where intent and actions of an individual (= cause) influence the future of that individual (= effect)...(smug look on Pinky's face).
--Erm...o.k. big 'ed, thats wot i was gona say...oinks Moony, annoyed because he didnt think of it first.

U stole that Krystal ball...didn't u !!!

--Guru Lemur takes out a Crystal Ball & says...I see you are going on a LONG JOURNEY.
--Well thats not 2 hard 2 pre-dick :) oinks Moonpig.
--Guru Lemur continues...you will travel over...stone & through forests.
--Yeah...grunts Moonpig, well tell me somat i dont know, btw (thats By The Way...if u dont erm...know) &  i is sure u stole that Krystal ball from a Gypsy !
--Ah, there you are wrong, I barter & exchange in the local market, you must try it. If you are planning to go to the Hush-a-bye mountain you will need supplies. Also you will need to give something as a gift when you get to Hush-a bye mountain like vegetables :) also for yourself as i hear rumblings from tummys, i do not miss a thing, I can thoroughly recommend a local delicacy, pot roast guinea pig stuffed with bananas. Also guinea pig is tasty grilled, poached, fried and kebabed :)
-- Moonpig shows his disgust URGH ! YUCK ! That would never do i am a VEGETARIAN (well almost :) )
--Oh deary me, says Guru Lemur...I am most apologetic please forgive me. If you are of a vegetarian food eater kind, there are many vegetables of wide variety in the local market to barter for to suit your needs.
With that Guru Lemur goes a little way off to CHANT & PRAY with ROSARY Leaves & make offerings to his deceased relatives to get them out of LIMBO or something like that or wherever or whoever Limbo is :)
So off pigs go, back to the local market & by now were sorely hungry to the highest degree. Moonpig looks in his skin pocket to see what he has to barter with.
--Erm...err...dont seem 2 av anything of much value, wot u got Pinky friend ?

Err...might need it for later ?

--Err...erm...(pulls out half sucked mint with fluff hanging on to it) erm might need that myself... i dont seem to have anything of value either, (shrugs shoulders).

--Hmmm! i'll run back 2 UFO & c wot i con find...wont b long....(run run run run)...Moony Returns...Puff Pant!...Wot u think 'bout these Pinky friend ? Moonpig is holding a rather large box with Loom Bands, a Tin Opener,(yes just 1) & about a dozen AA Batteries...Hope the locals az a use 4 them ?...Scratches butt....2b continued

Vision With A Mission ... part 2 of 14

Part 2 of 14

..now where had i got 2 in this story ? R yes over the North Atlantic Ocean they zoom, & over the Panama Canal, briefly hovering to take in the view. Moony & Pinky pig friend could see all these little ant like creatures running back & forth screaming & pointing upwards towards the...sky, (guess who forgot to switch the cloaking device on !!! )

funny little ants ?

--Strange b-havior...thought Moony... & turning attention to friend continues...Did u know that Peru az the 2nd largest amount of Amazon Rainforest on the Earth ? & thats where the Highest Mountain in Peru iz hat. (he still has not come to grips with Earth words :) )

--Ooooh...says friend...you are knowledgeable to say you come from a distant planet...has anything come back to you yet..the dream vision thingy ? (serious look on friends face). 

Moonpig's face just...stared with a fixed vacant expression...staring straight ahead as he thought of HOME (planet Zork, his distant planet ), what would his mama & papa & countless siblings be doing now ???? But one thing he wouldnt miss was...The Commissioner, who had gathered all Zorks inhabitants together in the Public Square & had said..."we r running out of fuel 4 our spaceships & I need 1 piglet 2 search the Galaxies & planets 2 find a new fuel source 4 our UFO's ! Whoever wants this very important job....take 1 step 4ward..." soooo...i never even volunteered...No not really 'cause everyone took one step back & left Moonpig out front looking as if he had volunteered for the job. Serves him right as he was dreaming...again !!!

--Wots that u sed juz now my Pinky friend, (returning to reality, or back to life theres a song in there ham sure ?) Oh! az anything cum back 2 me mind...erm...err...erm...no :(

Reversing engines, Hzhzhzhzhzhzv!!! (noise of reverse engines) and on arriving at the beach near Callao just past the airport, Moonpig remembers to switch on the cloaking device.

--Which way is Lima ? asks friend.

--That way...Moony points > (like that).

The maket place where foreigner travellers trade

So off they trot...as they get nearer, the noise of a thriving market place draws them towards it. Here money is not used, “exchange transactions” take place. In this type of transaction, customers would exchange one type of goods for another instead of using currency.

--Seems like a good idea wot u say friend ?

--Oh yes definitely much better than...erm, (friend has only sticky sweet with fluff in skin pocket...so whats new ? ) erm, much better than money Moony :)

On closer inspection most of the customers look like...Lemurs...in fact all locals ARE Lemurs.

--Friend says, What now Moony ?

--W-e-l-l,  i'm really not sure, think i'll juz sit here &...&...MEDITATE, c if somat comes 2me.

ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm

A Lemur walks over & suggests we go down the road a little way where there is an old Buddhist Temple where much more good will come by meditating there. We thank the Lemur & make our way there. On entering the temple...It’s just one room with tile floors that feel cool under bare trotters. The altar is filled with the aroma of smoking incense & aromatic flowers. Small wooden statues are dotted around.

--Moony starts to meditate...ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, ÖÖÖÖhhhhhmmmmmm, hey, maybe I'm a Guru ?

--Or a Spiritual Guide, oinks friend ;) . Whats that noise ?!!?...looks round &.......2 b continued

Vision With A Mission ... part 1 of 14

Part 1 of 14

 Moonpig rudely awakened & promptly falls out of his straw bed (them am allowed, says so in Animal farm book as long as NO SHEETS..rule number 4), having experienced a frightful dream.......was it a dream ?

--Ouch! oinked Moonpig, This vision i had while upon my bed of straw was sooo real, iz az if i waz awake, i'm sure i az been sent on a special mission...then agen if only i cud recall eet ? (scratches head) Ah, i seems 2 remember in part, that i az 2 get answers or thingys 2 .. 3 perplexing questions...or both &...&...O bovver!...??? Cant seem 2 recall more...yet. Moonpig continues to eat his brekkie...UNHURRIEDLY of honey on toast sprinkled with scarab beetles.

--Thats so very unlike you, says Pinky friend...door was not locked so i let myself in :)

--Moonpig hardly turns his head...Whats that u say friend ?

--Very unlike you to eat so slowly, repeated Pinky friend with eyes agog...Actually, i could help you to eat all that toast...if you like :) (points to toast with trotters etc. with nice smiley look from friend)

'elp urself Pinky friend

--'Elp urself, grunted Moonpig, pushing a big plate of toast in front of friend & added, ham rite out of scarab beetle though :(

--Thats okay, i like toast & honey...said friend (flicking off a honey bee stuck to the toast), licking lips & starting to devour it down.

--Oh i az sun-dried termites if u like. I'll go fetch 'em...Moonpig rises to go &...

--No NO ! Toast & honey is sufficient, please sit down...munch munch (noise of friend devouring brekkie). Friend wipes snouty mouth with trotters & exclaims...Delicious, very tasty...but tell me...why do you look so....distant ?

--Well i had this dream...erm...or vision ? It was more of a vision wiv a mission ? Alas, i cant remember much at prezent x-cept...(Moonpig raises trotter in air & gets animated) i az 2 go somewhere & find out the answers 2 .. 3 questions or thingys...or both 2 complete a mission. The thing iz...i dont know where 2 start?

--With so little information, (friend shakes head) i'm not sure i can help you ? ...Then friend has a brain wave. A good place would be to start at the very beginning ;)

--Its a very good place 2 start...erm...but juz where iz the beginning ??? oinks Moony.

--Friend says...When you read you begin with A B C, when you sing you begin with, # Do-Re-Mi, the first three notes just happen to be Do-Re-Mi  :)

--Yes, yes all good & fine, oinks Moony, i'm sure but where does that lead me ?

--Why dont you enter the main words that come back to your mind in to your laptop :)

Shud of fort of this meself

--Oooo wot a jolly good idea :) :)

Now that cheers moonpig up no end ! And Moonpig types in a few words....tap tappity tap (noise of Moony typing). Finally Moonpig's lappy comes up with an answer. 

--Well - well...? says friend impatiently & jumping up & down, hardly able to contain oneself. What have you come up with ?

Vzhzhzhzhzhzh...thruster engines on !

--Hmmm! Seems the answer lies in....Going to Peru !! Thats a South American country, home to a section of Amazon rainforest & Machu Picchu, an ancient Incan city set high in the Andes mountains, with a Monastery at the very peak !!!! With startled faces the two friends now get a few belongings together & food to last for...erm...depends on how hungry they get,(or rather how hungry Moonpig gets !! ) & decide to go most of the way using Moonpigs UFO. Moony enters...LIMA (somewhere in Peru) into the Space Sat Nav & switches on UFO engines, Vzhzhzhzhzhzh!!! (noise of well maintained thruster engines)....& zooms off...over the...2b continued