Salespig ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Big salespig grabs Moonpigs attention ( wonder if it hurt & where he keeps it ? :) ) Salespig launches into his sales pitch ( wonder where that is & if it hurt him ? :) ) Anyroads, he continues...& i have, notepads & biros,...he says they all work & he starts to scribble my name...Moonpig...& his name...Hero...See i have 4 colors what they write in, red, blue, black & green :)

--Wot! not purple i inquire ?

--No! but if you write with the blue one & the red one together it will make erm, purple. Also i have candles & matches incase of power cuts.

--Any sented 1's ? :)

--No sorry, but i have 'purfume' you could erm...sprinkle a drop or two on them, sure u get same results.

Sure u'd get same results

--Erm...err...will think 'bout that.

Hero (the name of salespig...we found that out when he wrote his name in notepad) searches his big green bag with orange handles & continues his sales pitch.

--I have drawing pins & paperclips to keep things tidy. All useful stuff says he.

--Yes, yes am sure it is..i sighs..Hhhhhhhhh (noise of sigh).

Friend appears,-- I've ate all the cookies & drunk all the T.

Yum yum, cakes!

--Well...err...erm...theres cake in the tin i keep in the pantry,help ur self...wont b long now.

--K says me friend, & i'll make a fresh pot of T.

--I can c ur not impressed, lets c wot else i have in my bag....i know its here...somewhere......2 b cont.

Salespig ... part 2 of 4

Part 2 of 4 

--Sooooo wot else u got?

--Well...he rummages in green bag with orange handles (rummage rummage...like that :) ) I have these nice plastic pegs to hang out your erm...erm...

--Cushions! I says :) supplying the word.

--Yes, & when you wash your cushions & ... curtains,( he av 2 b careful here as pigs dont have bed sheets, they not allowed....says so in Animal Farm book :) ) & erm other things these pegs is what you need to hang them on the line!

Assorted colored pegs etcetera!

--Havent got a line :(

--It just so happens i have here in this bag....ta da!(pulls ropes outta bag) These! Washing lines in all colors. He shows me 'bout dozen.

--Hmm says i they'll come in 'trot-ery' (not handy as pigs dont have hands c ).

--I have microfibre wash cloths, but just in three colors, will clean & shine all sorts of surfaces...WITHOUT smearing three cloths in a handy pack measuring 30 x 30cm.

Tea & cookies...Yum!

--Pinky friend comes out of farmhouse & oinks 2 me, Are you done yet ?

--Erm...er...er... there's sum cookies in the tin on the shelf, help urself...wont b long now.

--K says me friend, I'll make a fresh pot of T 2 :)......2 b cont.

Salespig ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Hate b-ing disturbed wen iz eating

 1 sunny day when Moonpig was eating his swill 4 brekkie...a ring came at the door...ring ring (noise of erm door bell).Hmm wonder who that is? Me friend aint due 4 another 1/2 hour...better go & look. Was biggish fat pig at door...Yup, wot u want ?
---Hi, i am your local representative selling for help Hero & i has lots of time saving devices in me bag (points 2 bag)...He had a BIG green bag with orange

Think we b-ing spied on !

handles. Then he pointed at his injured knee (do pigs have knees ? )Got this injury in the Piggin War, says he.

--Wot u got in ur bag then ? (kicks bag with trotters) thunk! (noise of bag b-ing kicked). He frowns!

--I have ironing-board covers in all colors, 3 scissors in a pack all different sizes & batteries of all shapes & sizes all useful can i interest you in anything ?...Just then u come along.

--Hello Moony, says you, what you doing ?

Along came me pinky friend

--Am looking at these useful things he az in bag 4 sale (nods 2wards hero pig & his green bag with orange handles), but go straight in me farmhouse, i'll b in in a min.Theres T in the pot.

--K am piggin' thirsty on such a hot day......2 b cont.