Salespig ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Hate b-ing disturbed wen iz eating

 1 sunny day when Moonpig was eating his swill 4 brekkie...a ring came at the door...ring ring (noise of erm door bell).Hmm wonder who that is? Me friend aint due 4 another 1/2 hour...better go & look. Was biggish fat pig at door...Yup, wot u want ?
---Hi, i am your local representative selling for help Hero & i has lots of time saving devices in me bag (points 2 bag)...He had a BIG green bag with orange

Think we b-ing spied on !

handles. Then he pointed at his injured knee (do pigs have knees ? )Got this injury in the Piggin War, says he.

--Wot u got in ur bag then ? (kicks bag with trotters) thunk! (noise of bag b-ing kicked). He frowns!

--I have ironing-board covers in all colors, 3 scissors in a pack all different sizes & batteries of all shapes & sizes all useful can i interest you in anything ?...Just then u come along.

--Hello Moony, says you, what you doing ?

Along came me pinky friend

--Am looking at these useful things he az in bag 4 sale (nods 2wards hero pig & his green bag with orange handles), but go straight in me farmhouse, i'll b in in a min.Theres T in the pot.

--K am piggin' thirsty on such a hot day......2 b cont.