Salespig ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Big salespig grabs Moonpigs attention ( wonder if it hurt & where he keeps it ? :) ) Salespig launches into his sales pitch ( wonder where that is & if it hurt him ? :) ) Anyroads, he continues...& i have, notepads & biros,...he says they all work & he starts to scribble my name...Moonpig...& his name...Hero...See i have 4 colors what they write in, red, blue, black & green :)

--Wot! not purple i inquire ?

--No! but if you write with the blue one & the red one together it will make erm, purple. Also i have candles & matches incase of power cuts.

--Any sented 1's ? :)

--No sorry, but i have 'purfume' you could erm...sprinkle a drop or two on them, sure u get same results.

Sure u'd get same results

--Erm...err...will think 'bout that.

Hero (the name of salespig...we found that out when he wrote his name in notepad) searches his big green bag with orange handles & continues his sales pitch.

--I have drawing pins & paperclips to keep things tidy. All useful stuff says he.

--Yes, yes am sure it is..i sighs..Hhhhhhhhh (noise of sigh).

Friend appears,-- I've ate all the cookies & drunk all the T.

Yum yum, cakes!

--Well...err...erm...theres cake in the tin i keep in the pantry,help ur self...wont b long now.

--K says me friend, & i'll make a fresh pot of T.

--I can c ur not impressed, lets c wot else i have in my bag....i know its here...somewhere......2 b cont.