Planet 4saken ... part 5 and 6

He opened his big mouth & growled

Planet 4saken: Parts 5 & 6


(5)..bumping in2 things & tripping over...(cause it was still pretty dark) & i got stuck in the bog (bad case of diarrhoea..had 2 wipe my bum fast)then continued running & oinking at tops of our voices
.....OINKY OINKY SQUEAL! all the way...then we got seperated as we hid b tween the sandstone rocks (was this a place called Kinver on earth?)...Anyway i got my communicator out of pocket & whispered LOUD..come in piggy friend come in...respond....no answer
....so i banged it 1 & batteries fell out & went down a crevis! Doh! Then i smelt something real bad like...like eggs gone orf!...(wasnt me ...honest)...then i blacked out! Next thing i knew i was b ing carried...bound by me trotters on a pole dandling.. was i 4 their barbque ?
 I couldnt understand all the gibberish they(big teddy bear look-a-likes)were shouting & i couldnt reach in me pocket 4 me Instant-Galactic-Translater...i was done 4 thought I...& where was my friend !?!.

spiderleg necklace

OO000Oooo! came groaning..from next pole b sides me...was my friend on next pole...dangling ( Hey so we have somat in common)............


(6).. next these big(vampire) teddy bears(who also eat porridge) were bringing firewood & placing it underneath us...This is the end then i says to u...
 i sang....# so long old frieeennnd,i wish that i cud C U againnnn...Suddendly  a teddy bear ambled over (think he thought i was in pain),prodded me a few times with a..a..matchstick..and & me necklace fell in2 view of teddy.....Da da da dum..(that was noise effect...pretty good heh!)
He opened his big mouth and GROWLED.Am done 4 thought I ?...I was not prepared 4 happened next.....teddy ran 2 other bears...growled somat & they all came running over 2 look at me....then they untied me...fell down on their knees & (have teddy bears got knees ?These have )...was they worshipping me ?.....got me Instant-Galatic-Translater out of pocket..turned it on (click) seems my spider necklace is a symbol of a sign they were waiting 4..:) 
 Fewooh ! lucky me...so i get them 2 untie my piggy friend by saying my friend  was my servant and....teddy bears put on a big feast(or picnic) 4 us and they sing # Our reasons 4 joy R abundant like spiders increasing in size,desirable things of our planet(porridge),R reasons why we fight!...2 b cont. 

Planet 4saken ... part 4 of 8

Planet 4saken: 4 of 8

(4)Suddenly!  whats that noise ? WHHHOOOsh ! WWHhhOOOSH !

 # I hear hurricanes a blowin' I know the end is coming soon(must b getting near 2 enemy now...better b careful!) 

so we both sing #Theres a bad moon on the rise...looks like were in 4 stormy weather, hope U R quite prepared 2 die..(oink i'm not!but not letting on :)   )we turned the corner ....¬ (that mark a liitle corner) :)...&..THERE THEY WERE...the residents of 4saken...nothin' prepared us 4 the sight we were C ing !! They were 1 meter high (or 39 inches) BIG fluffy brown(well mostly brown) bodies (reminded me of teddy bears) and RED eyes..some looked a bit worn out (like they been cuddled a lot...know what i mean ? ) quick hide!

..2 L8 they seen us...they gave out a blood curdling cry

..like this GROWL GROWL... think I heard 1 say...

"who's been eating MY porridge"

...well we weren't waiting 2 

find out so we ran as fast 

as  a ...speeding bullet..... 


2 b continued

Planet 4saken ... part 3 of 8

Planet 4saken:Part 3 of 8

Wow the winds still blowin' and THUD! darkness FELL! & so we stumble along dropping Dermal Regenarater ray-gun & light sabre....never mind ...we get them L8r...on way back ...better get Plasma torches out of we pockets (fumble fumble)...K...now switch them on 2 dip-mode...(click)...thats so as enemy wont C us ;)

 Oh! i dropped me necklace out of pocket...better wear it round me neck (remember the spiders leg i cut off ? (story Stargate).. well i made it in2 a necklace) nice touch! 

...Now me friend ...u got that scanner i gave u 2 hold ?

...'Yup'....

Good,now switch it on..(clunck) & scan 4 puddles or somat that cud b used 4 or coverted 2 fuel....

As we trotted along,leanining in2 the howling wind ..looked up & saw a round bright light....

Argghh! what is it ?' says me little pink friend .

I say,Its..Its a Big round Moon...rising over this 4saken planet...looks like its frowning at us !

 Seems like a good place 2 stop 4 a song (remember when u c the hash...it indicates this bit is sung) sooo # i C the bad moon arising...I C trouble on the way...(then ground shook)~~~ like that~~~ 

Pink friend sang # I C earthquakes & lightnings ...I C bad times on the way!

....No kidding says I...which is hard 4 a pig 2 act like b lieve me ! (little goat got in somehow)..2 b cont.

Planet 4saken ... part 2 of 8

Planet 4saken: 2 of 8

(2)..so i grab u & we take along some weapons we may need...punch address in2 Space Sat Nav & start thruster engines up.

Vzhzhzhzhzh(noise of well maintained thrusters) U said 'i'll switch on the radio ..so u switched on radio and we sang along (a little out of tune ..nervously c )# so here we Rrrrr... floating in our tin caaannn...high..above the moooon..planet earth is bluuee and theres nothing we can dooo..Hzhzhzhzhzv..(thats sound of Reverse thrusters)

 Alrighty...we here.....i say...we're here my little pink friend...u can take ur trotters off ur eyes now & look...we've laaannnddeeD.

Sooo  we step outside & climb down the ladder from UFO 2...(errie sounds like wind HOWLING and metalic sounds)...whissshhh....WHisssssshhhhh....clunck rattle clunck! :).....then heard a rumbling noise getting louder & LOUDER (rumble rumble RUMBLE !!   :)...)

 I stared hard at u .....'not my fault' said u...' u dragged me away without me eating my breakfast !'

...Hmmm! says I stuffing friend's face with a fodder beet...try that 4 size!.2 b continued