Nav-oo-r4 ... part 13 of 13

Part 13 of 13

...I looked round at u signalling 2 me 2 come...so i made a break 4 it (might come in handy on a car) ran up ramp & closed door 2 UFO & sat in seat...started up engines ...making sure friend was seated... switched on engines...Vzhzhzhzhzhzh! (sound of well maintained thruster engines)...UFO began 2 hover &...Zhhooosh! off we went in2 the reddish sky.

"K,i'll set a corz 4 Earth....warp 9....engage...

"No i am single at present." said friend.

"Wot present ? cant c 1 ?" (scratched me erm..err head), woz talking at ...erm..er...right angles again fink ? Got back 2 Earth and landed WHEEee like that, breathed a sigh of relief... eeerrhh! (Big sigh)...like that... & got out of UFO.

"Erm...wots that ! (points 2 ..erm..splodge on UFO).

Splish splosh

"I don't know ?" says piggy friend. 

"Hmm, better get sum soapy water & wash eet orf,"....came back wiv bucket of soapy water but cudnt c anyfing 2 wash orf...(scratched erm...butt )..."Hey friend" I oinked, "av u cleaned me UFO 4 me ?"...But friend woz already out of ear shot trotting off home 4 T...."Aw thats nice of friend aint it" ....Didnt c splodge slip sliding in2 the depths of me soil in cornfield.

End....or woz eet just a beginning of another

GREATLY magnified green splodge thingy sinks in2 Earth's soil

adventure ? Only time will tell !& stomach tellin' me ...time 4 T.

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 12 of 13

Part 12

....peered out &...."Hey!! Thats where we left our UFO, (points in direction) i reck-cog-nize that erm...rock....cum on quick!!"

"I'm coming I'm coming"

"Well follow me !"...run run run run (thats us  running)....when SUDDENLY ! Mutant crickets flew in front of us & started 2 gnash their teeth....Gnash Gnash!...like that....Moonpig got out erm er ...orange pistol...swicckkk! (noise of erm...quick drawn pistol)....& took some shots at mutant crickets....Splat! splat!...like that...then heard me friend grunty shout, "aim 4 the spot b-hind their eyes Moony"...Soooo took aim & Splat!...fired at spots b-hind eyes....A death screaming erm...scream emitted from 1...OUCH! (it said hehe), & it started 2 MELT b4 our eyes....Twas a horrible sight...all gooey sticky slime erm...fell like big puddle of primeval gunge.

melty primeval gunge

"Quick Quick" oinked i "creep round in2 the UFO while i hold 'em orf"....creep creep creep went me friend az i held off other mutant crickets ....heard a big grunty squealy oink....2 b cont...

Nav-oo-r4 ... part 11 of 13

Part 11

....Moonpig reads..."U az 2...squirt freshly squeezed orange juice at a dark spot b-hind their eyes.....Soooo where r we gona get 2 get freshly squeezed orange juice from ?"

I hears a noise....peel peel....chobble chobble.

"Doe know" says friend eatin' a freshly peeled orange.

"HEY! Where u get that orange from ?"

peels an orange

"Wot ? This orange?" (shoves chewed orange or wotz left under me snout).

"Yeah that erm...orange !!"

 "From that fruit bowl over there" (nods in direction).

"Well i never saw that! Help me squeeze rest of oranges so we con use the juice in this"...da darrr! (shows me friend a...erm...water pistol i got out of me pocket).

"ooOOoo, you do keep a lot of useful things in your pocket Moony.

Squilch, Squalch, squelch, squolch, squulch ..........( noise of squeezing juice out of oranges & used up whole of vowels :) )....then....filled up water pistol with the freshly squeezed Tropi-kar-nar orange juice), & opened the door ...slowly...eeerrrph (noise of door opening )....2 b cont