Part 13 of 13
...I looked round at u signalling 2 me 2 come...so i made a break 4 it (might come in handy on a car) ran up ramp & closed door 2 UFO & sat in seat...started up engines ...making sure friend was seated... switched on engines...Vzhzhzhzhzhzh! (sound of well maintained thruster engines)...UFO began 2 hover &...Zhhooosh! off we went in2 the reddish sky.
"K,i'll set a corz 4 Earth....warp 9....engage...
"No i am single at present." said friend.
"Wot present ? cant c 1 ?" (scratched me erm..err head), woz talking at ...erm..er...right angles again fink ? Got back 2 Earth and landed WHEEee like that, breathed a sigh of relief... eeerrhh! (Big sigh)...like that... & got out of UFO.
"Erm...wots that ! (points 2 ..erm..splodge on UFO).
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| Splish splosh |
"I don't know ?" says piggy friend.
"Hmm, better get sum soapy water & wash eet orf,"....came back wiv bucket of soapy water but cudnt c anyfing 2 wash orf...(scratched erm...butt )..."Hey friend" I oinked, "av u cleaned me UFO 4 me ?"...But friend woz already out of ear shot trotting off home 4 T...."Aw thats nice of friend aint it" ....Didnt c splodge slip sliding in2 the depths of me soil in cornfield.
End....or woz eet just a beginning of another
adventure ? Only time will tell !& stomach tellin' me ...time 4 T.
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| GREATLY magnified green splodge thingy sinks in2 Earth's soil |
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