The Greedy Buzzard ... part 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3

"We can park here near them planks. Here

pinky friend, [trotters over purple Tar-Paul-Inn] go & put eet on them planks while i pay market-farmie 4 the pitch...[little later].
k so payed the farmie but he didnt give me any pitch (which i thought was a tar-like substance) just gave me a 're-seat', said not 2 loose it orse av 2 pay agen :),..went back to friend who was chatting to Po-ten-shul customer...heard friend say "we'll b set up in a flash"...but i thought it was gona b a nice day. Looked up at sky, hmm nice & blue wiv fluffy white clouds, no sign of dirty grey thunderclouds or lightning lurking about ??? (think about it ! ).

"Havent u done that yet ? Oh come on i'll help u."

All set up...think i needs little piggies room

So friend promptly tripped over Tar-Paul-Inn and hurt snout on small rock in ground and friend had 2 rest 4 a while till blubbering noise passed. Meanwhile inspected the sheet make sure it wor tore. If waz careful & packed it back alrite cud send it back saying it wor quite the right size. Y shud i pay 4 a ripped sheet, they wud never notice but az it happened...waz ok!

Soooo...set up the stall with a neat purple sheet covering the bare planks. Me piggy friend trottered[not hands as pigs don't have hands] to me carefully with trotters the sunflower oil to stack on the stall. Better not drop 1 (got peg 4 snout out just in case)

"Think i need the little piggies room," grunted Moony, crossing legs, screwing face up & sticking tongue out. "Look after the market stall 4 me wud yer...wont b long."

Oh goody...a po-ten-shul customer!

"Dont worry Moony, i can cope, you can rely on me. Think you suffer from Tiny Bladder Syndrome ! Friend sighs, & says under breath as Moonpig disappears..."but dont b too long as i'm not very confident." Friend now has very worried look on face!

Well not long after along came a big bird & enquired after the price of the oil. Friend mumbled a little & said, "erm er er erm its erm 100pd each"...oinking to oneself friend said "think thats wot Moony said ?"

Knowing that the little pink pig must of got the price wrong, big brown bird looks around

Squawk ! I'll take the lot

making sure no one has seen whats going on course bird wanted it all, counted out his money from his purse(100pd 4 each) and fixed his beady eyes on pig, (unnerving piggy friend).
"I'll take the lot" screeched Buzzard x-tending his pinion feathers out, dragging & piling 'em into his little cart...much like a shopping trolley...but

Wonder whats his hurry ?

bigger...MUCH BIGGER. "Heres the money."& with that Buzzard ran as fast as he cud, dragging the overloaded cart FULL of sunflower oil.

Now pinky friend scratched her head and wondered what had made herself...such a good 'knee-go-she-8-er!'....2 b continued

The Greedy Buzzard ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of  4

One fine day in the month of May...or...April, Moonpig was working hard on the farm making sunflower oil in the refinery. After many months of growing sunflowers, needing 550 for each batch of oil, making 35 bottles of oil & taking 18hrs.
Moonpig thought out loud..."i'll take some 2 market 2 sell as these farmies who come 2 my farm x-pect it 4 a bargain price, like nowt, will not even cover my costs! I'll just check on me 'still', well that

Glurk! Glubble! Glurk!

aint truly x-ack word 4 it az iz bubbling away in me dis-till-harry"
...glurk! glubble! glurk! (noise of erm dis-till-harry working away).
Next when done, Moony poured oil in2 old pressure cookers, Gwullup! gwullup! Bluuopp! (noise of oil filling up pressure cookers).
"Now 2 stir,(so i gets up & moves, just a little :) ) and leave 2 cool...L8r on(time passes)...Now i just az 2 fill these bottles up i bought cheep :)  [from Ebay] wiv me oil & seal 'em...like...soooo...& pack 'em in these boxes i got even cheeper from wot local super-market chucked out...there...done. Now 2 load up Pearl, the 3-wheeler green beauty that goes like a bomb (after converting 3-wheeler 2 run on forage beet), with the sunflower oil when...

"Need any help ?" oinked me piggy friend in a little squealy voice.

Loaded up Pearl wiv  Sunflower Oil

"Hi friend come along & help me sell me sunflower oil if u want. Cud do with the 'elp I'll pay u peanuts", i said temptingly showing me friend a packet full & shaking it. Me friends eyes lit up & got in2 the car.

"I have 440 bottles of sunflower oil 4 sale & with the 10% tax i has 2 pay ermm...gets Kal-Q-later & punches numbers in & ...think i'll sell 4,.. 440pd each bottle"(thats potato dollars we use on MFF).

"Don't go to fast Moony as i...as i....want to see the scenery and i'll open up the window, just in case.

"Dont know whats up wiv u, we not doing much over 70mph ? Wots that sign say over there ?"

Can u c the pretty trees then ?

Friend uncovers eyes with trotters..."It says 40mph !" Friend covers eyes back with trotters.

"Better put on the breaks then. Errrk,errk errk ! Oh watch out 4 me sunflower oil. Push it back orf ur head dont want 2 damage eet,(seems am getting a lot better with these Earth Words :))..better now ? Is that wot u wanted ? Can u c the pretty trees?" Friend didnt answer as was trying with all might to push back the boxes of sunflower oil......2 b cont.