The Wonder Of Nature ... part 4 of 5

The Wonder of Nature:Part 4

(4) Rivet rivet! Croak croak!(noise of frog)"Listen" says best piggy friend...."whats that ?" 

"Iz a ...a...." I look in me guide book to spotting strange noises then I get this fing out of me pocket & switch me Instant Galactic Translator on (2 frog language)...click!

Now we can understand what frog is saying :) "Hello frog."...we both oinky say!...

"Don't you come near me. I know you have a slug in your tank(in USA Myfreefarm) in the clubhouse & i don't want to be one of your pets." ... & with that frog got into his little boat & rowed away down the stream as fast as he could row!!!

"Well I never ... is that the wonder of nature ?" said  friend..."Lets chase after frog?!!"

"O no!...not again," says i......."where on earth do u get ur energy from ?"

"Piggy friend says "Npower!" and with that rushes off after frog.

"Doh!" says I & runs after friend ...Splash splash squelch! "Where u go ?"Heard the noise of thunder, but it wasn't thunder from sky!...heard a faint voice 2 shouting...HELP, SAVE ME...woz me best piggy friend..., hanging on2 a branch...hanging over a waterfall!....2 b cont.

The Wonder Of Nature ... part 3 of 5

The Wonder of nature:Part 3

 ZZpzpZpz(noise of lacy wings)"Thats a dragonfly "says friend "Shall we go & follow it ?"

"Ok lets"... so off we went down 2 the pool with lilypads, rushes & water reeds growing around & in it....

ZZpzpZpZp (noise of dragonfly wings).Dragonfly zipped 6 ft in the air (almost 2 meters) then down again & landed on the reeds.

"Wow look at it's eyes!!"oinked Moony

 Eyes glaring at us with those alien eyes...it seemed to say to me 'I have other places to go, other thoughts to think' & with that...dragonfly darted off thru the rushes.

"Lets run after it." said me little pink friend.

"Oh no...not again...,r well in 4 a penny in 4 a £ says I." (BIG SIGH) We started running after dragonfly through the watery water(splosh splosh splish)& got these nets (out of me pocket.

"Did i tell u i az lots of...err...useful fings in me pocket?"...lol Moonpig broke some reeds off and fixed them together with nets o the end so they could try and catch dragonfly...run run...run run...Splash splosh!

"OWWW! "squealed me as i tripped over u....& we both end up rolling in muddy bottom of pool, soaked 2 skin...lookin' real sorry 4 ourselves :(  ...Friend says, "Thats the wonder of nature...aint it!"

& all i cud do woz 2 fink of U b ing throttled...by me!!.....2 b cont.

The Wonder Of Nature ... part 2 of 5

The Wonder of Nature : part 2

"How we gona get out of this" says me little pink friend ?
"Don't worry,"says i...i have in me pocket...erm...

where iz it? (rumage rumage) Da Daarr!.. this little hacksaw 2 cut ourselves out.
"Ouch ... owwii" says you...adding "oochy!"

Boing bowwong! (noise of cut springs).
 "And ears sum plasters 4 ur poor EAR i accidentally ...er...cut...k"
...next we humpf & humpfff till bed rolled outside into the garden & friend climbed on to bed too ....we just sat on the bed in the garden with the rain pouring....

"This az 2 b a perfect pleasure 2 b hold," says I adding "And THIS iz paradise 2 me !!"

"Ah but your pillows getting wet you know" You says.(What's with pillows...whats wrong with straw?)

"Thats ok it doesnt matter much 2 me !! Listen ...listen 2 the trees." oinks Moonpig.
Zshhshhh wizzsh whoo! (noise of trees in the breeze)& friend says, "It is like the trees r making conversations!"

 "I still feel real sleepy u know but i av a lot of commitments 2 day & sleep iz not a way of rest 2 me sooo...in a world of fantasy u'll find me(am dreaming again c)I am...watching flowers, it's the wonder of nature!"

& you oinked up, "Yes watching flowers in the rain....flower power in the rain...."

Then friend says "let's have a pillow fight!"
"Oh no" said I, "Not again!" Bash! Zap! Pow! Thud!Pillar burst(puufft) & all the soggy feathers went every where, big buzzard type feathers...we day 1/2 look a mess!!! Suddenly...heard this noise  zpzpzpz! we looked up and...2 b cont.

The Wonder Of Nature ... part 1 of 5

The Wonder Of Nature part 1 of 5

 Woz 1/2 asleep when I woke up & all my sheets were in a heap on the floor ? 

What wwoz these yellow roses doing scattered all around ?

Even found marigolds on my duvet!

I looked out the window & it woz....yeah u guessed it...raining...but doing the garden good.

The cornflowers & sunflowers were loving it.

I just sat on my bed & watched....watching flowers in the rain & I felt good.

Then after opening the windows wide....i lay upon my side....guess what ? 

Yeah u popped up & put ur head inside the window...

"Hi"...said me little pink friend, "What r you doing ?" 

"Hi friend, come climb inside....help me push my bed outside in2 the garden...I want 2 c something from my bed!"(plz ignore the sheets on me bed)

"OK "says you, but first i challenge you to a bouncing duel !!" 

Soooo, there we were trampolinin' on bed when springs broke !!!

Boing Boing Bow-wowng! (springs going ...erm...wrong). 

What was worse...we got our heads stuck !

.....2 b cont.