Cockadoodle-doo ... part 1 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo

Part 1 of 5

Well it looks like am stuck here...oops no..am staying ear 4 a while until commissioner gets in touch. I go outside me farmhouse and...

"Oh hello my friend cum and walk wiv me round farm, i can tell u things r lookin' bad (shakes me head)."And i woz getting grumpy & the hens (rolls eyes) the hens?

Now where r those bloomin' hens ??(scratches head). The geese flew over(honk honk) like that :) hmm, even those were looking sad like that :(  

And in the barn was a lonely cockerel who had lost his doodle-doo!

 I turned 2 my little pink friend. "Must sort things out," said I az i dont know when 2 get up out of bed ?!?

 And if he dont crow (points 2 cockerel) well,,,shaking me head & sighing..(heeh..best i can do) I'll organize a meeting, call me bees and sheep 2gether in barn am sure we can come up wiv a plan 2 get the cockerel crowing.

You said.. "Yeah am sure we can come up with ...(looks blank) somat.".....2 b continued.

FARMOPOLY:

This adventure was sent 2 me by Imapig2 who plays MFF(Myfreefarm) on the USA server 1,& am sure she wud b delighted 2 c this erm...adventure on me blog :) . 1 of me other er...em....friends (can i call her that....no better stick with her pig name) her name is APigCanFly.In photo theres me (am the green 1) then theres imapig2 by me & just 2 her right as u look ...is APigCanFly....she has er...erm... nice wings....& soooo 2 the er...adventure...

Farmopoly:

"What shall we do today ? " said Imapig2 to her two friends who had come to visit."Well we can't do much out-side,it's raining" replied APigCanFly " we'd better do something inside "

 A disconcerted noise was heard coming from Moonpig's direction."Opps ! sorry " said Moonpig " It's just that I'm not very good at finding " things " to do when it's raining out-side." 

Never mind "APigCanFly " managed to say in a muffled voice...holding her snout..." Quick ! open the window Ima for a bit of 'fresh air '" . 

" O.K....eerk! ( noise of window opening ) " I've got a good idea " Ima said " I've bought this good board game called 'Farmopoly'..It's a bit like what 'humans' play,but.......pooh ! what's.....That ..smell?" 

"Er,,,nothing at all..Let's give that game 'A go ' "...Moonpig replied quickly changing the subject. " I 'bags' the tractor for my counter ".

So the others chose their counters and began to play.

" Wait a minute,.. I'll go first as I'm the President " grunted Moonpig,"

 I'll go second as I'm the Vice President " oinked APigCanFly," S'pose that means I go Last As I'm a 'No-Body'..sniffed Imapig2 

Now then...don't be sad..and you ARE Very Important to Us " nudged APigCanFly to Moonpig...

"Oh Yes ! of course you are " agreed Moonpig quickly,giving APigCanFy a puzzled look . 

" Can't you see,she's getting upset " whispered APigCanFly in Moonpig's ear. 

" Tell you what,You can be the 'Banker' as well , that's a very important job,isn't it APCF ? ( nudged back Moonpig )

 " Yes ! Yes ! it is Very Important to be The Banker Ima , after all you need to be able to ...er.. " " COUNT ?" piped up Moonpig. "

 That's right Moony,yes you need someone good at arithmetic!!!" 

"Well why didn't you say "said Ima cheering up.."let's play the game ," " Wonder what a-rith-me-tic is " thought Imapig2 quietly to herself....

" Just remember " added Moonpig " that when I pass GO,I get twice as much 'coz I'm The President."

 " That's right,and I get One & half times as much 'coz I'm the V.P. O.K. "APigCanFly agreed.............

An hour passed and........

" Oh! I don't want to play this game any more "said a rather annoyed Moonpig." I can't understand how you managed to get so much Money Imapig2 "

"Neither can I "was the words of an exasperated APigCanFly. 

"But,I'm The BANKER,...therefore I am entitled to a HUGE bonus everytime I pass GO aren't I ? " Moonpig & APigCanFly looked at each other with disgusted looks >@< ( just like that ) 

"O-Oh! " Imapig2 guessed they weren't very pleased & continued ..." Never mind...the sun as come out now " and dashed out into the bright sunlight, "Better make myself scarce" she thought. 

"IMA ! wait 'til I catch you " bellowed Moonpig. 

" Oh ! don't be too hard on her,after all I did see you once or twice with your trotters under the table" APigCanFly warned Moonpig. "

 Who me CHEAT ! " said Moonpig in a 'raised' voice ? And they both ran out after Imapig2 who was quickly disappearing out of sight !

(How's Zat ! ( Imapig2 )(She always ends her adventures & poems this way)

THE FACTORY:

Vacancies.

Sooo...Better employ sum other animals 2 prove that ham not racist....put an advert in local newspaper it says 'Now interviewing COWS (actually only 1 needed)4 taking the T-trolley round 2 thirsty employees, must av 'good hygiene'.

Day came & all the cows herded 2gether....Hey...they looked all the same 2 me...cudnt tell 1 from t'other?

Hi girls hope u r very Hygiene-

ik....lol...erm..er...down b-low like...cows blushed a little...Line up plz.

Clump climp clump climp(even heavier noise of cows lining up).K job description is, T-cow. Just av 2 push this trolley around (points 2 trolley wiv trotters) at breaktimes (we aint got that many tee hee! )...s'ezy :) & serve me employees wiv T's.

How much do u pay says the cows, only we herd(slight variation on spelling 4 cows)that u only pay the pigs peanuts & acorns as a bonus, sheep say ewe(sheep word slipping in ..lol)only pay them forage beet & herbs as a bonus,goats say ewe(there it is again)only pay them daisies & geraniums as a bonus...Thats correct but U wud get paid wiv clover & rapeseed az a bonus(looks smug). Just in spect ur udders .....hmmm mmm....  squeeze..szhszhzz...squirt! szhszhzz...squirt! & white fluid erm..flows....in2 handy mug. Moonpig goes down line of cows till gets 10 mugs of frothy white milk!

Moo mooo ! Bellow the cows....ur tickling us!Hehehe(noise of giggly cows)U have such a soft touch 4 a pig thats unusual coloured lows Buttercup & gives Moony a sloppy lick, sslllick (noise of sloppy lick).

That tickles 2 i says. Well i like u 2 aim ur udders at thiz mug....SPLAT!

 Moonpig got soaked! NO NO girls the mug over there on the T-trolley.....so anyway after a long time i give Buttercup the job. Well she kinda cute 4 a cow.

NooooMoooNooMoo!(sound of disappointed cows).

Start 2moro Buttercup & if pigs ask 4 milk with T....u know wot 2 do ;).

The Factory:

Vacancies...Sooo..better employ sum 'other' animals 2 prove ham not racist....put an advert in local newspaper it says 'Now interviewing GOATS 4 the production of erm..er..er..making & coating of chocolate coated raisins...

Day came & all the goats herded 2gether....

Hey...they all looked the same 2 me...cudnt tell 1 from t'other?? 

Line up plz says i...putting on me professional look :)...trip trap trip trap!(heavier noise of goat feet lining up).! 

Right all u az 2 do goats iz 2 er..er..produce the needed items 2 coat wiv chocolate.

How we do that? Maaard the goats.

Well u juz az 2 stand over there in the corner (points with trotters) & er...er...let nature take its corz...& erm then pick em up & put em in this machine over here (points & smiles.. :) ...like that ), which coats em with er...erm...chocolate, then weighs em & dumps em in these pretty boxes & er..erm...we will sell them az gifts 4 special occasions like anniversaries etc...simplz! Ham sure will b overrun wiv orders!

...Wot u pay us? say goats, as its very confusing,pigs say u only pay them peanuts...& acorns as a bonus, sheep say u only pay them forage beet & herbs as a bonus...its very confusing ?They maaard again....

Ur pay wud b....erm err (looks thoughtful)...wud b errr...erm daisies wiv geraniums az ur bonus :)...But i need a sample off u...av u brought any along 2 show me ?

 SAMPLES ! SAMPLES ! maaard the goats u must b kidding!Nothing was said about samples!!

 Well i need sum 2 erm...er...test 4 shape, size, etc...So off shuffled the goats huddling & conspiring in the corner....maaar maaaar (noise of goats conspiring).

Time passed,(PASSED...like that ;) ) & eventually the ball like ...er..erm...thingys was produced....sum were too round!...

No sorry u not employed not x-actly wot shape ham lookin 4....& so it went on until...Urika! 2 old goats had the right shaped emm..err..thingys...so Ziggy & Parsnip got the job with much disgruntled noise coming from rest of goat herd.

Sorry thaz all 4 2day...Maaar maaar,...trip trap trip trap(noise of goat feet leaving)

 K Ziggy & Parsnip, rest of wot u need 2 know iz on the staff notice board over there (points with trotters). Get familiarized wiv rules etcetera.

Trip trap trip trap! Noise of goats feet ...walking over 2 notice board. Goats were looking at the notice board closely....

And dow eat the paper on the notice board....i know wot u goats r like!!!

The Factory:Vacancies

...Sooo...better employ sum 'other' animals 2 prove ham not racist...put an advert in local newspaper it says, 'Now interviewing SHEEP 4 the prestigeous job of knitting T-cosies, must bring own wool & will b paid well'....

Day came and all the sheep bunched 2gether Hey...they all looked the same 2 me...cudn't tell 1 from the other ??..

Line up plz says i...putting on me professional look...tip tap tip tap! (noise of sheep feet lining up).! 

1 brave sheep says 'My name is Shirley,how much do ewe pay?(sheep word..hehe)the pigs ewe got working here say ewe pay only peanuts!'....

NO! NO! Thats wot pigs get paid  i says..also pigs get acorns az a bonus..ewe (getting in2 sheep talk)wud get paid erm er (sticks tongue out of corner of mouth & roll me eyes in deep concentration!!!)...heh um ! (clears throat)ewe wud get paid wiv forage beet & ur bonus wud b herbs,but...ewe muz meet the required quantities needed 4 the day....show me how fast ewe con knit Shirley.

.....Clack Clackerty Click Clack Clack Clickerty Clack.....

k k ewe r hired thats pretty fast work 4 a sheep all the other in4mation ewe will need is on the staff notice board over there(points with trotters).Baaa, says Shirley....

Next...,wots ur name? Shirley pipes up 'He's Shaun the sheep,he's shaun the sheep, he even works with those who cannot bleat....

Yes i interrupt az all other sheep were singing along  or so it seemed (strange all this bleating sounds like singing!), thx Shirley let him bleat 4 himself,..can ewe dye wool 4 us Shaun ?...

No probs says shaun i'm ur sheep....K ur hired, sorry thaz all the positions filled.

Baaa baaaa baaa,....tip tap tip tap(noise of sheep feet)& off others went.