THE FACTORY:
Vacancies.
Sooo...Better employ sum other animals 2 prove that ham not racist....put an advert in local newspaper it says 'Now interviewing COWS (actually only 1 needed)4 taking the T-trolley round 2 thirsty employees, must av 'good hygiene'.
Day came & all the cows herded 2gether....Hey...they looked all the same 2 me...cudnt tell 1 from t'other?
Hi girls hope u r very Hygiene-
ik....lol...erm..er...down b-low like...cows blushed a little...Line up plz.
Clump climp clump climp(even heavier noise of cows lining up).K job description is, T-cow. Just av 2 push this trolley around (points 2 trolley wiv trotters) at breaktimes (we aint got that many tee hee! )...s'ezy :) & serve me employees wiv T's.
How much do u pay says the cows, only we herd(slight variation on spelling 4 cows)that u only pay the pigs peanuts & acorns as a bonus, sheep say ewe(sheep word slipping in ..lol)only pay them forage beet & herbs as a bonus,goats say ewe(there it is again)only pay them daisies & geraniums as a bonus...Thats correct but U wud get paid wiv clover & rapeseed az a bonus(looks smug). Just in spect ur udders .....hmmm mmm.... squeeze..szhszhzz...squirt! szhszhzz...squirt! & white fluid erm..flows....in2 handy mug. Moonpig goes down line of cows till gets 10 mugs of frothy white milk!
Moo mooo ! Bellow the cows....ur tickling us!Hehehe(noise of giggly cows)U have such a soft touch 4 a pig thats unusual coloured lows Buttercup & gives Moony a sloppy lick, sslllick (noise of sloppy lick).
That tickles 2 i says. Well i like u 2 aim ur udders at thiz mug....SPLAT!
Moonpig got soaked! NO NO girls the mug over there on the T-trolley.....so anyway after a long time i give Buttercup the job. Well she kinda cute 4 a cow.
NooooMoooNooMoo!(sound of disappointed cows).
Start 2moro Buttercup & if pigs ask 4 milk with T....u know wot 2 do ;).
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