Saturday, 6 October 2012


The Factory:

Vacancies...Sooo..better employ sum 'other' animals 2 prove ham not racist....put an advert in local newspaper it says 'Now interviewing GOATS 4 the production of erm..er..er..making & coating of chocolate coated raisins...

Day came & all the goats herded 2gether....

Hey...they all looked the same 2 me...cudnt tell 1 from t'other?? 

Line up plz says i...putting on me professional look :)...trip trap trip trap!(heavier noise of goat feet lining up).! 

Right all u az 2 do goats iz 2 er..er..produce the needed items 2 coat wiv chocolate.

How we do that? Maaard the goats.

Well u juz az 2 stand over there in the corner (points with trotters) & er...er...let nature take its corz...& erm then pick em up & put em in this machine over here (points & smiles.. :) ...like that ), which coats em with er...erm...chocolate, then weighs em & dumps em in these pretty boxes & er..erm...we will sell them az gifts 4 special occasions like anniversaries etc...simplz! Ham sure will b overrun wiv orders!

...Wot u pay us? say goats, as its very confusing,pigs say u only pay them peanuts...& acorns as a bonus, sheep say u only pay them forage beet & herbs as a bonus...its very confusing ?They maaard again....

Ur pay wud b....erm err (looks thoughtful)...wud b errr...erm daisies wiv geraniums az ur bonus :)...But i need a sample off u...av u brought any along 2 show me ?

 SAMPLES ! SAMPLES ! maaard the goats u must b kidding!Nothing was said about samples!!

 Well i need sum 2 erm...er...test 4 shape, size, etc...So off shuffled the goats huddling & conspiring in the corner....maaar maaaar (noise of goats conspiring).

Time passed,(PASSED...like that ;) ) & eventually the ball like ...er..erm...thingys was produced....sum were too round!...

No sorry u not employed not x-actly wot shape ham lookin 4....& so it went on until...Urika! 2 old goats had the right shaped emm..err..thingys...so Ziggy & Parsnip got the job with much disgruntled noise coming from rest of goat herd.

Sorry thaz all 4 2day...Maaar maaar,...trip trap trip trap(noise of goat feet leaving)

 K Ziggy & Parsnip, rest of wot u need 2 know iz on the staff notice board over there (points with trotters). Get familiarized wiv rules etcetera.

Trip trap trip trap! Noise of goats feet ...walking over 2 notice board. Goats were looking at the notice board closely....

And dow eat the paper on the notice board....i know wot u goats r like!!!

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