Ramblings of Moonpig

FARMOPOLY:

This adventure was sent 2 me by Imapig2 who plays MFF(Myfreefarm) on the USA server 1,& am sure she wud b delighted 2 c this erm...adventure on me blog :) . 1 of me other er...em....friends (can i call her that....no better stick with her pig name) her name is APigCanFly.In photo theres me (am the green 1) then theres imapig2 by me & just 2 her right as u look ...is APigCanFly....she has er...erm... nice wings....& soooo 2 the er...adventure...

Farmopoly:

"What shall we do today ? " said Imapig2 to her two friends who had come to visit."Well we can't do much out-side,it's raining" replied APigCanFly " we'd better do something inside "

 A disconcerted noise was heard coming from Moonpig's direction."Opps ! sorry " said Moonpig " It's just that I'm not very good at finding " things " to do when it's raining out-side." 

Never mind "APigCanFly " managed to say in a muffled voice...holding her snout..." Quick ! open the window Ima for a bit of 'fresh air '" . 

" O.K....eerk! ( noise of window opening ) " I've got a good idea " Ima said " I've bought this good board game called 'Farmopoly'..It's a bit like what 'humans' play,but.......pooh ! what's.....That ..smell?" 

"Er,,,nothing at all..Let's give that game 'A go ' "...Moonpig replied quickly changing the subject. " I 'bags' the tractor for my counter ".

So the others chose their counters and began to play.

" Wait a minute,.. I'll go first as I'm the President " grunted Moonpig,"

 I'll go second as I'm the Vice President " oinked APigCanFly," S'pose that means I go Last As I'm a 'No-Body'..sniffed Imapig2 

Now then...don't be sad..and you ARE Very Important to Us " nudged APigCanFly to Moonpig...

"Oh Yes ! of course you are " agreed Moonpig quickly,giving APigCanFy a puzzled look . 

" Can't you see,she's getting upset " whispered APigCanFly in Moonpig's ear. 

" Tell you what,You can be the 'Banker' as well , that's a very important job,isn't it APCF ? ( nudged back Moonpig )

 " Yes ! Yes ! it is Very Important to be The Banker Ima , after all you need to be able to ...er.. " " COUNT ?" piped up Moonpig. "

 That's right Moony,yes you need someone good at arithmetic!!!" 

"Well why didn't you say "said Ima cheering up.."let's play the game ," " Wonder what a-rith-me-tic is " thought Imapig2 quietly to herself....

" Just remember " added Moonpig " that when I pass GO,I get twice as much 'coz I'm The President."

 " That's right,and I get One & half times as much 'coz I'm the V.P. O.K. "APigCanFly agreed.............

An hour passed and........

" Oh! I don't want to play this game any more "said a rather annoyed Moonpig." I can't understand how you managed to get so much Money Imapig2 "

"Neither can I "was the words of an exasperated APigCanFly. 

"But,I'm The BANKER,...therefore I am entitled to a HUGE bonus everytime I pass GO aren't I ? " Moonpig & APigCanFly looked at each other with disgusted looks >@< ( just like that ) 

"O-Oh! " Imapig2 guessed they weren't very pleased & continued ..." Never mind...the sun as come out now " and dashed out into the bright sunlight, "Better make myself scarce" she thought. 

"IMA ! wait 'til I catch you " bellowed Moonpig. 

" Oh ! don't be too hard on her,after all I did see you once or twice with your trotters under the table" APigCanFly warned Moonpig. "

 Who me CHEAT ! " said Moonpig in a 'raised' voice ? And they both ran out after Imapig2 who was quickly disappearing out of sight !

(How's Zat ! ( Imapig2 )(She always ends her adventures & poems this way)