Home Cooking...part 4 of 4

Home Cooking:Part 4 of 4

Its a tall Telescopic Angled Branch Lopper (smiles at u).Jobs can b tackled from the ground without the use of a ladder!!!
---Friend  says Wow thats neat....mrmpt!(noise of shed door closing).Ooo says piggy friend u have butterfly bushes 2 (looks impressed,'00' like that...big eyes )I dont think i cud manage a garden so big :( have u any tips 4 a low maintenance garden Moony?
---Yup,throw gravel all over it! hehe.
---Think i'll b going home now i still feel a bit queazy says me friend.
---Let me take u home in me car---
---No NO! i dont want 2 put u out!
---No it wont b no trouble says I.
---Er...b sides the fresh air will...will do me good.
---K...u must come again...4 a meal i shout as me pinky friend hastily makes way down path.

Home Cooking ... part 3 of 4

Home Cooking: Part 3 of 4

Cud hear sounds of ....retching!.I poked my head in2 toilet (just the room it was in)& said 2 friend OOoo didnt know u had a upset tummy...we cud of made arrangements 4 another day u know or i cud of cooked somat more calming like Centipede on toast.

My friend turns green(nice colour) & puts head back over toilet again....Finally me piggy friend appears.

Here...let me get u a nice drink...its just strawberry wine...might settle ur tummy...Glug glugglugglug glug!(noise of drink b-ing poured) there u r        

...let me show u my garden Ive planted...get some fresh air eh!...They go outside 2 1/2 an acre patch all filled with flowers & things.

---Ohh! says me friend u have worked hard,i like ur sundial.

---Thx says I...i have daffodills,bluebells & tulips here ..&.. over there is a space 4 me herb garden (points with trotters)...got mint,dill,sage & basil already c.Over here is me pagoda with clematis & honeysuckle growing up & i keeps in this shed,(opens shed ) me latest tool...2 b cont...

Home Cooking ... part 2 of 4

Home Cooking: Part 2 of 4

Oh those were just starters,main meal is in oven almost done.Hey u havent said much?

Friend says 'where's the toilet...just in case'.

----Over there (pointing).Moony gets meal out of oven & places it on the table plonk! (noise of meal placed on table).

Me piggy friend claps  trotters 2gether in delight 'That looks good'.

---Thx eat up then...

...munch munch crunch slurp...Burp! Pardon. Friend says 'That was Dee-Licious!'(licks lips & wipes trotters across mouth)'What did u say it was called ?

---I'll give u the recipe if u like says I. It's called 'Dungbeetle Sakmi',main ingredients r dungbeetle & peppered lady-bird with scarab beetle gravy! Heard a noise!! SCRAPE..(noise of chair moving cross floor...fast!) was friend, with trotters in front of mouth running off 2 toilet...2 b cont.

Home cooking ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Moonpig's Kitchen

Glad u cud make it me friend,come in i hope ur hungry!...Smells from kitchen waft in...onions,garlic spices...&...lets say other 'things'.Sit here plz...plonk! (noise of u sitting on chair)...we have Sun-Dried Termites spiced with hot pepper,Grasshoppers served with 

Mmm dee-lish-us

tomatoes,onion rings& basil,they r a delicacy but u have 2 take their legs & wings off 1st & just simmer in water.....No dont jump in the cooking pot....the Grasshoppers simmer in water! Erm....also we got...Tar Daa!(big build up)Caterpillars...mm MMM!They have lots of nutrition friend.

----Er...looks interesting Moony

---Yep!They contain more than double the protein of beef & they r rich in lots of other things 2 like calcium,iron,Zinc,..mumble mumble whine whine( Moony really drags on bout this)....

Me pink friend says i dont think i've ate them b 4?

---Well theres a 1st time 4 everything (hehe!) & eating insects is...is environmentally friendly....dont u think? Give 'em a try go on tuck in.....2 b cont.