Vision With A mission ... part 10 of 14

Part 10 of 14

...WHEN....a Weird Eerie Floaty Haunting sound can be heard, coming from above.

--Is it a monster ? whispered Pinky.

--Not sure but think u shud walk in front of me 4 protection, grunts Moonpig...pushing Pinky in front & using her as a shield.

As they climb higher, the sound gets louder & louder....tut! I said the sound gets LOUDER...thats better.

--What is it ? enquired Pinky, faltering & dragging one's trotters....Moonpig shoves Pinky forwards & round the bend. High on a jutting rock is the form of a Gay Peruvian Goat skipping about GAILY playing a musical instrument made from what appears to be cane pipes of different lengths tied

♪♫♫ Such...talent :) 

together...He was singing while playing instrument at the same time...listen to goat singing ... # High on a hill was a lonely goat heard, Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo, Loud was the voice of the lonely goat heard, Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo...Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee Odl lay odl lay odl lay !

--Them bin Pan Pipes them bin. Wondered wot they sounded like, oinked Moony....now stepping in front of Pinky....Climbs up to where goat is & says to Peruvian goat...Hi goat & salutations ! [gesturing with trotters] in a friendly way like :)

--Pinky oinks to goat...How do you play and sing at the same time Mr. Goat ?? [wrinkles snout in amazement].

--Salutations, maa'rd goat putting his pan pipe away, [where ever goats put things away ???]. We don't get many of you animals pass this way...[eyeing Pinky as is a bit strange color to goat they prefer Green, Blue or Red]. Goat replies to Pinky, Ah! Thats a trade secret...[taps his nose & winks his eye].

Moonpig relates to Peruvian Goat why he & Pinky friend happened on this path, beginning with the dream he had upon his bed of straw back on his farm, which seemed a very long time ago...[Blah blah blah ! thats a long story ;) ].

--Touch me Green Piggy & i will go into a Trance as i have a gift from a Spirit Presence. I can tell you what you need to complete your mission...for a small fee of course...Goat smiles :) (like that)

Ta-da !

--Erm i az...KADOEF...[which when translated means something like Bada-Bäng :) or Ta-da]...THIS! Pulls Tin Opener out of backpack.

--That will do nicely...um, what do you do with it ?? maa'rd goat. Eyeing it suspiciously.

--Well u erm...erm...errrrr...u tell him Pinky...pushes Pinky to the front.

--Pinky says, its a Magic Tool, [goats eyes light up] it will do all manner of things for you, like clear a path through the jungle or open a tin, or if you look real close you can see your face in it & you can clean and trim your hooves with it !!! ... Goat seems impressed...

--Goat says, so much from such a small tool...let me touch you there green pig [touch]...& Peruvian Goat falls into a TRANCE & begins his MANTRA, [ ;) means a Sacred Utterance, or group of words believed by some to have Psychological and Spiritual Power in  Sanskrit]. At last after many minutes, Goat comes out of his Trance...Ah, it just so happens, it has been revealed to me [your vision]. The 3rd & last thing you need is BONES !!! Special bones!!! Bones of a Former Deceased Spiritual Leader...Well that goes!

--Where am we supposed 2 get these from PRAY tell ? grunts Moony.

Catacoombs....Sounds like a scary place to visit !

--From the 2 Horned Demon deep in the CATACOOMBS beneath the Sacred Totem Pole. When you find him, PROSTATE yourselves don't look him straight in the eye. He will tell you what you need. It's that way [points] > (like that)

--Hmm not sure i con do that az i am Top Pig c...but i cud juz cast oneself face down on the ground in humility, which i POSSESS in abundance ;)...hey where's the Karzee round here, need 2 go ; )  but just

then......2 b continued

Vision With A Mission ... part 9 of 14

Part 9 of 14

...Knee-deep, knee-deep, went the noise...though i could be wrong :) Here is a sign that says...THE MARSH BOG & in little writing underneath says, watch out for PRIMEVAL GUNGE. Lets see where this path takes us. It's a little way out of the Path Of Enlightenment, but cant see az it will hurt ?

--Careful where you put your trotters, says...erm FROG, them bits am right Boggy, dont want you to get stuck...this said from frog on left with...is that a CAP on his head ???

Careful...It's boggy !!!

--Thats okay am partial 2 a bit of BOG...erm its probably only knee deep. (do pigs have knees? ) Moonpig surveys the Marsh Bog...How many are there of u, erm...frogs ?

--Our nature makes it impossible to live in a group of more than 25-30 of us,...Frog replies...if this happens before we...sort of EVOLVE, we tend to split into Sub Groups.

--So you stay here for now in this Gungy Marsh ?...it's like GOO...says Pinky poking a trotter into the Sticky, Messy Substance. GOD this SO Sticky !!!

--Frog croaks, Not exactly sure, but i crawled out from below, [points like that..v.. to bottom of Gooey Marsh] and i'm waiting for my WINGS to appear like his, [points like that...> over to the frogs with wings]. I Will sit here a bit longer see if anything Evolves ? [makes progress]

Freak of nature frog ???

--Evolves, you said that word before ??? oinks Pinky scratching her head as not still sure what frog means.

--Frog croaks up, Yup, you know like...come into being, come about, start, begin, be born, come into existence, appear, arrive, come forth, emerge, erupt, burst out, arise, originate, break, unfold, crop up, follow, happen, result, ensue, break out...

--Thats quite enuf...oinks Moony raising a trotter to quieten the frog....[all the time Knee-deep can be heard, echoing all around the marsh or the occassional, Rivit]. Pinky gets her mint out to suck, the one with a bit of fluff stuck to it.

--Whats that ? enquired frog, squinting at the strange object Pinky has in her trotters.

--Oh, just a little something i CREATED by myself :) then having a suck or 2, returns it to her skin-pocket.

--Yeah, i con b very kreative 2, specially when am in kitchen ;)  grunts Moony not 2 b out done.

--Frog smiles & croaks up, I am writing a BOOK, while avoiding Sorrow & Agony...points > to 2 frogs with those names...over the far side of the Marsh Bog.

2 frogs, one named Sorrow other is Agony 

--Yeah, grunts Moonpig, i con c u doing somat with that Pencil and Notepad & i con c that Sorrow & Agony would ruin ur...erm...CREATIVE writings. How do u rite a book ???

--I always start like this,[scribbles] i might even write music as i have tadpoles that would hang on the lines & look good...smiled the frog...but for now untill something DEVELOPES, i will carry on with my book. It's called, 'Care And Maintenance Of The Animal Homo Sapiens or Sapiens In Its Natural Environment. Have not decided on the exact title yet :)

Note: Left 'handed' frog is good writer, maybe.

--Uh-huh, & ur hopin' 2 b com wot, a...a...a HOMO SAPIEN ? oinks Moonpig.

--Maybe, & what do you think about my singing ? Come on Fellow Frogs, lets give them a chorus or 2...

And off frogs sing...listen...# Win Or Lose, Sink Or Swim, One Thing Is Certain We'll Never Give In, Side By Side, Hand In Hand, We All Stand Together...Knee-deep knee-deep! Well what do yer think ? for the first verse i mean, croaked frog.

  ♫♪ ♪ ♫♪♫  ♫♪ win or lose, sink or swim   ♫♪ ♪ ♫♪♫  ♫♪ 

--U can't carry a tune in a bucket...oinks Moony, removing his trotters from inside his ears.
Frogs don't like what they just heard as they think Moonpig is taking the Micky & making a joke at frogs expense, so up jumps the Frog named Arch-Angel Michael into Pinky's mouth. She croaky oinks to moony...

--HELP! i have a frog in my throat!!! & it's a mouthful too!!!...[runs round in circles!]

--Really !?! sure u not juz a Little Horse :) hang on....oinks Moony...so Moonpig grabs Pinky, gives a BIG slap on her back, which dislodges frog or knocks it out of place :) ...Come on Pinky grab me trotter & run wiv me back on 2 the Path Of Enlightenment...& oinky shouts 2 frogs...the name of ur book is a load of bull az u'll never make eet 2 Homo Sappy & ur singin' is a load of Bull Frog !!!!!

Frogs start to give chase. Hopping mad they were! But no match for 2 quick pigs who quickly retrace trotter steps back, [with pencil on tracing paper ;) ] till they reach the Path Of Enlightenment once again. And on a steady incline after a 2 mile walk, forest gives way to stoney path more open space now with steep walls of rock. Odd trees seem to be holding on for dear life, some stunted. The 2 pigs stop for a rest & Sustenance, just enough to keep body and SOUL together as without sustenance, creatures will die !!

--We'll never get there, oinky moaned Pinky, looking a bit down in the snout.

--Never get 2 where ? grunted Moonpig, equally looking down in the snout....WHEN.....2 b continued