Supper ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

Chatting 2 me pink piggy friend 1 early evening ..I says 'u must come round 4 supper 2nite.'

Friend says, 'that sounds erm great' ( said with not much enthusiasm remembering the meal i served the last time).

...sooo, supper time came & u rang the doorbell or knocked the knocker...actually u did both....
"Cum in" says i, "Lancaster or Cheshire ?"

"Er Kent actually just outside Maidstone" says friend(puzzled look ).

which cheese do u want?

"No...i meant which cheese do u like?" :).

"Oh,Cheshire" says friend...who was wondering if had inadvertly stumbled into a Wallace & Gromit film by mistake.
"Shall i stand here & watch you while you er, umm cook or do you need some help Moony?"

Hacks away at bread

"No u can watch, hack! hack! (hacks away at bread with a stanley knife),,slap! slap! (slaps cheese onto the bread) ,,splidge! splodge! (puts mustard on top) & grills it, almost to the point of needing assistance from the fire brigade!

 "Here u r pinky friend, wot u think of me culinary skills ?" :)

"Oh great, yum yum" you says putting the whole slice into your mouth scoffing it up like a..a..like a pig & talking with mouth full & spitting out words like this = mmuff beffa thenff nannthf thinff ithf tasffhed boreff...Translation went something like this = much better then anything tasted before. Think thats what was meant ?...2 b cont.