The Greedy Buzzard ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...Buzzard stuck his beak up in the air & screeched "NO!!!"

Stuck beak up and screeched NO !

!But it was a gen-u-ine mistake, me friend got the price wrong," pleaded Moony.(it might work)
"Well its ur mistake i'll find a good home for it." & with that , Buzzard brushed Moonpig aside with his strong wing.(it didnt work)
Moonpig pleaded & pleaded (keep hassling and talking round hat so i picked it up & ate it)    Buzzard screeched, "look mate, i'll do u a favour, if u need anything ask it!"
"K...can i have me sunflower oil back then?" (spits out remnant of straw hat).
"I'll have to think about it," screeched Buzzard, giving me the evil eye (so i put it in me pocket 4 L8r).
"Come back tomorow, i'll let u know then & only then"...Slam !(noise of Buzzards door er...slamming shut).

Thru the keyhole...who lives in a place like this!

"U wont sleep ee-zee 2night." i shouted thru the keyhole & orf i went home.
Next day i busied meself on the farm, hoeing here, watering there, milking the goats, spinning the wool in2 balls...puff pant....hard work said i 2 meself mopping up the sweat with me tissues in trotters wiping me face & anything else that needed wiping! About the middle of the morning, found 350 bottles of sunflower oil left on me doorstep. 
"Hmmm, i put 'em back on me shelf "& went 2 find Buzzard.
"Hi Buzzard, thx 4 returning the oil, but think am 90 bottles short."
"Think yourself lucky little green piggie, i sold some to the fish & chip shop in the village & rubbed myself in the rest."
"Yeah, i can c ur shiny feathers," & with that i pulled out a feather.
"Screech!" screeched Buzzard, "be off with yer before  i make sausages out of yer!

B orf with U screeched Buzzard

"Oh yeah! u & whos army" i shouted az i ran az fast az i cud away from Buzzards erm...place.

Will b more careful next time if i take stuff 2 market...i'll buy a few black indelible marker pens & pencil the price on each item...???...END.