1 Iz Not Enuf ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of  3

RrrrrRRrummmm! (noise of Moonpigs stomach rumbling from lack of food 1 presumes).

Go on....desert me, blooming spider.

OOooo am real ravenous (big black bird...look 4 it :) ), infakt am hungry! Lets c wot i az in me pantry. Hmm, nothing! :(  Not even that spider (from story called 'Karaoke'). Seems az eez packed eez bags & moved out. Well i b blowed ! MrrrrRrrruuummm! Cor! think a vee-zeet 2 the shops in Mootown wud b advizable at this point &... az iz nice day, i'll walk...if i dont give out on t'road.

Honk honk! I jumps at sudden noise & turns round. Is friend moving slowly in a Red car wiv PINK interior, making friend disappear like a Kam-e-leon.  Friend oinks, where u going Moony ?

Perhaps friend will think it aint me if i ignore honking.

--I tries 2 ignore friend but friend is VERY per-sis-tant so i says...Oh hi friend :)  Ham going 2 shops in Mootown 2 buy some food. RrrrrRRruummm! (rumble in me tummy!). Grins sheepishly (& thats hard 4 a pig 2 do b-lieve me :) )

--Pantry empty again...mutters friend under breath...get in & i'll give u a lift, am going that way myself.

--Must i ? (cant b seen in this, they'll all laff at me).No 1 about so i quickly gets in,...sooo where u get money 2 buy this car then ?  Did u make the money urself....i gives out a oinky oinky snigger-laugh!

--My Mommy bought it 4 me 4 being GOOD 4 a whole month...(friend says proudly).

--Oh...shud of said somat, (rummages around in skin-pocket & pulls out...a bandaid plaster...never know when it will come in trottery,(not handy az pigs dow av hands) here u bin (hands over plaster az x-tra goody present coz am jen-er-rus 2 a fault).

--Erm wow! Thx Moony...erm...can u just erm, put ur back trotters in them metal loop things down there (points 2 a 2nd pair of pedals) & pedal away with me, only with more

Greggs makes yummy cakes and things :)

WEIGHT is harder 2 pedal if only 1 of us pedals :) .

--I groan...Groans(like that)...wondered wot the catch woz!...eventually gets 2 Mootown...gets out the car & heads 2wards "Greggs" the patisserie...or might go 2cake shop instead :)

--Wait 4 me oinks pinky friend...I turns round 2 c pinky friend parking...erm...car in car park sort of coz is at an angle like just been abandoned!....2 b cont.