Moonpig gets His Wheels ... part 3 of 5

Moonpig Gets His Wheels:Part 3 of 5

Me piggy friend hangs on2 open windows 4 dear life (whoever that may b...lol), as Moonpig seems unaware of ANY traffic rules & regulations.
"Get out of the road," oinks Moony...shouting 'jay-walker' 2 'em 2 lol. Tyres screech EEEeeerrhh!(noise of er...screechy tyres)as Moony goes round island (MUCH 2 fast).

"I am sure we dont go round the island THAT way!" screams friend. "Nor should you go through RED traffic lights!"

"Look...whos driving! U want a go?" (pulls out driving wheel & passes it friend). 
SILENCE ! 
"I take it thaz a 'no' then...take ur trotters orf ur eyes & enjoy the view!! "says Moonpig.

Me pink friend screams "Watch out 4 the zebra crossing! Argh!"

"Wot zebra crossing?(scratches head) can juz C farmies(them who come & buy from our farms) running all over pretty black & white road bit here. They shud hurry up more, cant stop u know...now where r the brakes?" Moony looks down at pedals...

"AARRGGHH!" squeals piggy friend....wee-bar wee-bar wee-bar (noise of pursuing police car)......2 b cont.