Lumberjack Pig ... part 1 of 3

Lumberjack Pig: 1 of 3

 Time 2 cut sum trees down in me forest....so i takes me tools i might need in me wheelbarrow & pushed eet along the forest path.

Hmm!..that tree looks like juz wot i need....tum te tum...( thats me getting ready  me tools ).."Oh hello  my little pink friend, didn't x-pect 2 find u ear, u want 2 help ?" 

"Better put these protective erm... 'LOOK ' goggles on they will keep the erm...little bits that fall out of ur eyes..ok. U can hold this tree so az i wont fall orf it(hehe)."

My friend looked a bit...mystified...but put trotters on the tree...2 hold it still.

"Like this ?" says me friend.

"Yep! Thats good." says I...so i puts me spikes on me trotters (2 help me climb trees) & i takes me saw (2 saw orf little branches) :) Hmm..primitive tools thought i .

 Next strapped me .. .erm strap round tree & me...& took along ..heavy object...coz might need this 4 when i get 2 thicker branches....humfph humfph...(sound of pig climbing tree)..:)

"MY!..this iz harder then i fort , dont shake the tree, keep still." i squeals 2 me pink friend...well 1/2 way up...and....oohh!..dropped saw...weeeeeeehh plop!... 

"WATCH OUT DOWN BELOW !!!!!" i grunted :)

 I heard a terrifing squeal...'SQUEAL'...like that   :(  woz me friend....2 b continued....