History(Joanyark)

Hi there

Well ham sorry there bin no new posts Of me adventures.

Was hoping 2 of been able 2 share a photo of me workers in me factory, but due 2 a break down temporary (laptop feeling poorly so took 2 laptop hospital---boy---it was running a temperature wen i put thingy in 2 its mouth(port...hehe).

Any way i woz reading up on Earth's history t'other day & found out interesting...erm..er..pig history bout pig goes by name of Joanyark...oink ! ^@^.

Well she woz mad....so it seems. 

She built this HUGE boat & told every 1 it was gona rain...& rain...& rain...(How she knew ? Woz she doing in-jun rain dance ?) Anyways...(wipes snout with trotter), she was charging an arm & a leg if u wanted a place in her boat.

Well how u gona walk on 2 legs all the while ? Mean...it's ok 4 a bit but eet does ur back in ....& i should know!!!

Needless 2 say not many fellow pigs took her up on her offer.

They all built their own coracles ....sound's painful...don't it ??

Hope 2 be able 2 put photo's on next time :)

Otherwise ...i may go 2 the library & look up more of Earth's delightful....em...er..history.

                           moonpig signing off  ^@^ oink !