The Factory Designs

Meet The Workers

Spode iz a medium tubby pink pig who likes iz food. Cliff iz a large orangey pig wiv black patches who smokes(pot). Clarice iz similar size pig but light pink & iz very artistic & sensitive.

Hall & Mark r both pink pot-bellied pigs & look very much alike...always frowning so eet seems.

Then there's Blossom a young impressionable sow, she iz light pink wiv black splashes on her ears & az a lovely err...figure (sweats & drools). Who have i left out ??? Oh yes...

Bezwik eez a deep greyish pink & not so tubby az Spode.

Then there's ME...I ham Special az i ham green. Well all of us r green where i cum from...planet Zork...me home.....snivel snivel (wipes tear away).Fink i av 2 employ other animals az sum 1 said i woz racist...only employing pigs...TUT! I'll show 'em. 

Better check on me sweat-shop...opps meant factory.Hi Cliff ,i shout & he quickly jumps up with his trotters round his back & his face gone all puse erm..thats red...hehe.Hmm...u had better put that out else u'll set urself on fire(i can c smoke from his fag accompanied by a queer aroma).

Mug above is some of Cliffs work not perfect but customers wont mind.

Clarice runs 2 show me her latest design...Hmm...but will the customers want crocus's all over the place...but i must admit it does look nice i add as tears well up in her eyes...probably from gratitude from what i said...well maybe :) 

Hall & Mark r busy with last years calenders !?!

 Bezwik & Spode r drawing plans 4 a new...er...line in a china pig using Blossom as a..as a...er..erm....model.Stop touching her like that u 2!U ought 2 know where she..er..er..bends & dips by now.

I whisper 2 Blossom,whisper whisper(like that)I say 'come 2 me office L8r & i'll show u what i want u 2 work on,there's a..a...er...little xtra money in it' :)I took Blossom on 2 send out same day flowers...got ideal name aint she...lol.