Friday, 18 April 2014

Patience Is A Virtue ... part 3 of 4

Part 3 of 4
Who's tapping on me window!

...TAP! TAP! TAP! "Ohhh! who's tapping on me windows ?" ... gets up & closes curtains with eyes closed...>@<...like that...Go away I grunts, am X-tream-ly bee zee...Now where woz i..."rustle ! rustle ! (noise of moonpig retrieving latest gizmo gadget from wastepaper 
Retrieves latest Gizmo
basket)...& places it lovingly...carefully  on table....Hmm....erm....av a re-al-iz-tick view of life (well am not opening curtains 2 c the view so there! )...erm ack-sept the fact that time moves at the speed of....time...(?) not at the speed of ur x-pect-ations...THAT IS PATIENCE !!! Remember u cannot always control ur sir-cum-stances (hey...am getting better at spelling earth words :) )...sooo try 2 eye-den-ti-fy things u cannot control....2 ill-us-trate...rather than getting angry over...say a delayed bus or train....buy a car or pushbike so u dont av 2 wait...even walking if u need the x-er-size. If waiting iz the only option, try 2 use the time 2 do fings pro-duck-tiv, like making paper airplanes, playing poker or strip jack naked... bet jack wont like that :) any way...Jack shudnt wear clothes...says so in me Animal Farm rule book commandment 3...[taps page of book] or viz-ual-ize wot u'de like 2 do 2 bus driver when he finally turns up like u cud ....2 b cont.

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