Patience Is A Virtue ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of 4

...u cud....*@!!*^<% ! #*@ (soz but av fell foul of sen-sore laws...unprintable/sensored). The reality of life iz that it does little good 2 worry over fings that u can't control.....Soooo i hope u av learned 2 b more patient...erm..like me....PERFLUMP !!!!! & me bestest friend drops down me chimney all covered with soot !!! &, i get covered 2.

wot a pile of sooty mess 

"Splutter ! Splutter ! Cough ! Cough !" says piggy friend. 

Well i really luze me patience now corz me piggin' friend made a BIG mess ALL over me carpet, as well as putting trotter-prints all over !! "AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" I squeal loudly...getting me brush & pan out & giving it 2 u 2 clean up. I grunts loudly at friend saying, "Woz that u knocking, ringing, & tapping earlier ?"
 A little meek voice came back with
reply..."Yup"
...Now i really luze me cool...corz am hot mad....& pull angry pig-faces & throw fings at pinky pig friend...who runs & falls over chair & i was just about 2 throttle friend when........when...u says...

"But u told me to make sure u were notified as quick as possible, in fact said it would be a matter of life & death...so i come to tell you that the new iPad2 with the stunning Retina Display 5MP, Sight Camera & Ultra fast Wireless thingy you wanted has just come into the shop down village!

So off I drove..wots the speed limit again ?

"Oh....so i did," says I looking sheepishly (& thats hard 4 a pig 2 do...look sheepishly)...looks on table & picks up gizmo thingy...some kind of electronic diary...looks in the 'wot not 2 4get' section & swallows...hard! GULP! like that!...."Right lez both go down 2 the village & remind me 2 pick up some sticky postage notes.