Laptop Blues ... part 1 of 3

Part 1 of 3

Moonpig slurped down swill 4 breakfast wiped greasy lips & switched on laptop ready 4...erm...work!Click(noise of laptop b-ing switched on )....Nothing happened!...Hmm I'll try again

Blooming laptop!!!!

L8r....signal may be down...time passes....OH! still the same why wont this flipping laptop work? I'll give it a little tap...Thump! Thump! Clump! (noise of laptop getting hit by some 1's trotters :(  ...Oh dear,i feel quite faint...& hot...& dizzy....sweats profusely!

"What ever is the matter Moonpig ?" says me piggy friend.."You look quite pale, have you had a friend die?"

"Oh hi friend u cud say that," I snorted, "think laptop is poorly come on in dont stand by the door! Cant get a peep out of me laptop...have 2 take it in2 the village repair shop & c if its fixable...u want 2 come?"

Serious Rule Book! 

"Cause i'll come" says piggy friend, "i havent got much on anyway." (shrugs shoulders)

"Glad 2 hear that az pigs r not allowed 2 wear clothes...says so in me trotter book here...called animal farm iz rule number 3..c!"

Shows piggy friend me book...but quickly whips it away as i dont want me friend 2 c ALL the rules :) well not just yet. Friend looks puzzled & screws eyes up >@< ...like that.

Later....Tingle lingle ling! (noise of shop bell alerting shop keeper to our presence). 

"What can i do for yer ?" says shop keeper (whipping out a radish or 2 from his pocket & crunching it noisily)...CRUNCH!

"ERM...er...can u fix me laptop if its fixable?" (earnest look).

"Yup! What is exact problem?"

So can u fix it ?

"Well it was working K last night & when i cum 2 use eet this morning...[tears in eyes] (sniffle sniff )..sigh! I cant get a signal...cant get on the Internet &..blah blah blah drone drone...mumble mumble....so u c i just cant do without me laptop....soooo can u fix it ?" 2 b cont...