Was messing 'bout in me UFO...like 1 does when suddenly.....Szzwhoo-Zhooow-Shzooowoo....& this hologram
appeared in front of me eyes with his favourite pet cat named Mog on his lap....
Twas great illustrious leader of Zork...me home planet...& he is know by the title "Commissioner" & he grunted out....erm...i wrote some of it down 4 u c ?erm...think i'd better translate 4 u...
..says....A message from ur Commissioner : eh hum(clears throat)Loyal subjects......Blah blah blah...drone drone
drone...wow how long he goes on & on,telling how great it is 2 sacrifice urself by giving of urself 4 planet Zork & remembering those who have & how some may never b seen again...?...Phew!At last he says..& it gives me great pleasure 2 announce that u may now celebrate "Commissioner Day"...
Sooooo let the celebrations b-gin,eat,drink & throw up.....Then just as he appeared,he disappeared...suddenly..like...WOW ! oinked I.So they aint 4got me.
Perhaps they r still trying 2 contact me 2 get me home....sob sob sniffle & me chin wobbled...just a bit ...think i heard another voice saying " & may the force b with u ", but whether it was the Commissioner ....or just me...me thoughtful thinking it ?? Not know.
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