Karaoke ... part 2 of 3

Karaoke:Part 2 of 3

Well i av got good voice listen # (that hash means am singing remember ? Sooo...# Shriek squeal grunt...out of tune a little juz need a bit of practice! Lets take our shopping home & i give u a call on cell phone when i done uz some sandwiches & drink & meet me down by the river k ?

L8r...Bee Burr berp(noise of phone dialing out).."Oh Hi me bestest friend am ready now sew meet u in 10 mins.

Down by the river."

...graunch graunch chobble chomp!...

"Any more of those pickled onions ?" you ask. 

"U always finking 'bout ur stomach!" says i, "we keep some 4 L8r greedy pig !"

 Friend says, "thanks for the compliment, what shall we sing? We gona sing 2gether ? Or shall we sing a duet ? "

"Hmm ? Lez leave it till on the night ,"says i, "if we start 2 walk now...shud b in plenty of time 2 look at the opposition ...fink we got time 4 a couple of beers."

....So there we were sitting on bar stools swigging back the beers & eating pickled onions....as karaoke started we both hissed & booed & threw pickled onions at the competition 2 unease them...chuck! Thwawk(noise of pickled onions hitting the...target)....hehe...some didn't like what we were doing...& when we weren't looking...think they spiked our drinks....2 b cont.