Bird Spotting ... part 2 of 3

Bird Spotting : 2 of 3

watch out 4 that fox

"Whats that bird over there?" says you. "Hmm," i consult me bird book...mmmnn mmnnn (me reading in undertone)its a Collared pigmy sparrow..it az a thin black stripe round its neck (az some1 been drawing on it i wonder ? ), "& its wings r checked." oinks i. 

"Oh dear a big Bladdy Loodle has just swept down on eet & iz now taking eet 4 a meal probably a McDonalds happy meal" continues i "but dont look!" Feathers every where....we get down on our tummys & look 4 the next bird 2 appear..."listen ,chik-chik-er-rare-ker...a beautiful pink bird with a black head" Consults bird book...."Yup a Nuttock" (if am not mistaken :) & am never am)....then a flock of Goldthrushins fly over..."Wow  we both oink!"
 "Thats a sight 2 C"oinks Moonpig...we have a rest & get the thermos flask out....2 b cont