How 2 let Go Of Resentment ... scene 3 of 3

Scene 3 of 3

One of Mootown's Pubs

... inside the 'Cock & Hen' pub.  Errr, wots that u say friend...no am not drunk & ur job iz 2 juz keep filming...ROLL CAMERAS! (Um, still just the 1 camera but sounds more impressive :) ) & ACTION...gentle swaying of camera...Moonpig sways 2 make it look...erm normal, erm level like :)...but cud b a bit worse 4...err...drink of the lager kind!!! Hang on! Think camera-pig iz doing the swaying 2 keep camera on Moonpig...R u filming yet ?  i frowns, ^>@<^ (like that!)

--mild or bitter... bitter or mild ? (i'll av a pint :) iz better than mild!...hang on...make eet a lager!thx,...glug glug glug!...rrrr that wuz...so refreshing...same again plz bar-pig. C how i said

Focus on the most important in bar. Hey! ME! not Lager!

'plz' how cud any1 refuse. Erm...x-am-in urself honestly. Ask, how easily am i offended ? Do i tend 2 make issues over minor matters ? The book i just rote says, “the 1 who keeps harping on a matter separates close friends.” Cud b the smell an-all ? Or...terrible noise of pig not able 2 play harp rite! That can happen at any time any place any where...that reminds me...i'll av 1 of those bar-pig as well...erm shaken not stirred....sip sip sip. Snort, grunt. They dow give u much in 1 of those! REFILL plz & make eet a double...erm a triple!...BURP ! So, hic! hic! if u av a tendency 2ward resentment, ask urself..... Could I b more patient with....erm....(mumbles somat un-intell-ij-able).D-side what iz truly important. Again in me book i juz rote says that there iz “a time 2 keep ur gobbing snout shut (hic!) and a time 2 grunt up!” U cud tell ur erm, friend whom u resent (cant think of wot 4...well it az been a long time,(few drinks in b-tween like :) ) since i started rite-ing this erm...err...(hic's & mumbles again)...erm...ask yourself, ‘Am i inclined 2ward bitterness ? or lager...bitter or lager...lager or bitter.

What? Whats rung wiv me eyes ???

Some times u can simply “av ur say in ur heart, upon ur bed,(with no sheets az pigs aint allowed sheets!) & keep silent. ” NO SNORING!!!...& that includes U.(points wiv trotters...2 U...so called friend! )

Dow dizz-guzz every offenze with ur piggin' friend az once waz...erm...or iz that iz...wait until ur irritation az passed...erm...try 2 calm down 1st. Perhaps the 'rong' waz not that serious anyways ? Try & oink respectfully 2 each other. Understand the meaning of Earth word,“4give”. The Earth word, “4give” iz translated from an original-language Earth word that suggests the idea of letting go of something. Soooo...in me book i rote somat like, "2 4give doesnt require that u minimize the offense or act az if eet never occurred eet could mean that u simply let eet go, realizing that resentment can do more damage 2 ur health and ur piggin-friendship & such,...than the offense itself.

Bar-pig...this stools NOT level !!!

Therefore, 2 4give  iz GOOD :) ...Disgusted muffled noises can b heard!!! Somat like 'Hey! U swaying a lot,  cant u keep STILL 4 a second!

--Right...who said that?....Come here u little toe-rag...i'll NEVER 4give u 4 that!....Wot ?...We still re-kording ???...Cut ! Cut! CUT !!!.... :)