Nav-oo-r4 ... part 5 of 13

Nav-oo-r4:Part 5

"Theres the planet dead ahead (points with trotters) the 1 wiv wot looks like stripes...past the golden planet can u c it me friend?"

"Yup."

Nav-oo-r4...dead ahead

"We may az well land on eet & av a look around, mite find somat interesting fink?"...

Reverse thrusters! Hzhzhzhzhzhz....WHEEeee! (sound of UFO landing)

"Oooo",friend says, "planet looks erm...an errie RED! I wasnt expecting that!"

"Yup, like Mars (not the chocolate variety ! ) &...i av this!" Pulls out a 'thingy' from pocket. "I call eet me P.H.D.D.,thaz a Planet History Detector Device, made eet from sum bits & bobs i got from a scrapyard look yer." (shows device 2 me piggy friend)

"How does it work then ?" friend says?

P.H.D.D.

"Well u just twiddle a few knobs .... twiddle ...twiddle...& enter in a few numbers...enter enter...lol...(pointed it at a stone on floor & came up with a little history of planet Nav-oo-r4)....says here (points 2 PHDD)there woz many eons ago, a war of the nuclear type...just look at those ruins over there!" (nods in direction).

Friend says "Whoa! Is this planet still dangerous??of the nuclear sort??".....2b cont.