Cockadoodle-doo ... part 3 of 5

Cockadoodle-doo

Part 3

..."Opps sorry."

"That's alright." oinks pink friend holding a bloody snout! "Don't think nothing of it."

"What woz that?" We look to find an old rusty key.

"Seems like eets got sum strange symbols on it ...77IW."reads out Moonpig.

"Hmm..i put it in me pocket."

"Dow worry friend. Just stick ur 'ed b-tween ur knees (have pigs got knees ?)and bleedin' will stop.....K...other than that....ear, stick this cotton wool up ur snout holes."(i keep a lot of erm useful fings in me pocket).

Sooo little while after and bees have gone 4 T...wiv honey az sweetener and sheep av 4got wot they were looking 4 (silly sheep...any 1 4 shepherds pie ? hehe).

 "Here! here! quick look!" says my little pink friend,"iv'e unearthed something with your pitchfork !"

"U can giv them az presents u know on MFF" grunted Moonpig. Prang! went pitchfork and water began 2 spurt out like a fountain...I woz real mad coz u ad punctured me automatic watering system.(screws face up & shakes me trotters in threat)...

Friend says,"Oh-ho! time to go i think, bye"...

"NO U DONT." shouts I grabbing me friend by the ears....2 b cont.