Unfair Tax ... part 4 of 4

Part 4 of  4

Policepigstables came over 2 us.Hello Hello Hello....wots all this racket then ?

--Not mine i dont play tennis grinned

Hello hello hello !

Moonpig...me friend here (pushes friend 2 front), erm waz just erm...friendly protesting bout how UNFAIR 10% tax on all goods sold at market...blah blah blah!...Then who turns up ??? Its the tax collector-pig...PIG! that cant b right!??

--Soooo...who doesnt want 2 pay the tax then...? grunts X-tor-shunner (thats his name :) )

--Erm me friend here (points 2 me friend with trotters).

--Friend says,not me him (points 2 ME with trotters). This goes on 4 sometime...by then all crowd dis-purses...making rude raspberry noises...rrrassp! rrrassp! (like that)& slinks

Rrrassp !

back 2 wot they were doing,chucking down plak-ards & other pieces of card down on2 the ground in disgust. But a few animals stand round curious 2 find out wot happens next.As policepigstables cant work out (they'm thick) which pig is responsible 4 uprising (even doing eeny meeny my-nee mo),both get a warning & a good ticking off from them & made 2 pick all the discarded stuff off the floor  & throw it in2 a skip....but thats not all ! no not by no means. As policepigstables head off in2 the sunset ???...erm...its afternoon by now...we get handed over 2 X-tor-shunner.

It is invested in me....drone drone drone !

X-tor-shunner the tax collector pig oinks & reads from a Medival Charter,...It is invested in ME that as instigator of this town law whereby if any 1 should rise up & draw a crowd after them 4 the sole purpose of inciting said crowd 2 demonstrate against said law & thus 2 avoid or attempt 2 avoid the said paying of taxes....blah blah....(goes on quite a bit)...& thus i have no other choice than2 put any in the stocks 4 the

What happens now ?...says pinky friend

rest of the day 2 make an x-ample 2 ALL who wud try 2 avoid said tax.

This ! says Moonpig

So me & friend spent rest of day in stocks...hey we had enuf tomatoes 2 make soup at the end of the day & az charter said we must all b indoors by time dusk fell...we woz released in time 2 get home.

--Come on friend, lets go back 2 me farmhouse & we can check out some of the words used against uz....sooo...got the Dick&Arry book from off the bookcase & started 2 look thru...erm...look 4 the word 'Aner-kissts',...& other X-press-shun...like 'corzing an Affray'. But am handy with a needle says i 2 friend!!!