Unfair Tax ... part 1 of 4

Part 1 of 4

This 10% tax on everything I sell at the market in Mootown Village is very unfair & overbearing, infakt iz cripplin'

Its a disgrace...thats wot eet  iz

me...Moonpig oinked as he limped around farmhouse :) . Am sure lots of others think like me. Wot we need 2 do is 2 unite az 1 & oppoze the 10% tax!
--Wots that u say Moony ? says pinky friend sticking head thru farmhouse door.
Well had meant 2 get door fixed,but cudnt rise 2 occasion.
--Oh hi friend, was just saying bout this tax on everything we sells at market iz a harsh rule wudnt u say ? Waits 4 reply.....
--Yeah but we have 2 pay it. Wot else can we do ?...friend shrugs shoulders and sits on kitchen chair next 2 Moonpig.
--Democracy iz the way 2 go, a vote iz a vote dont u know, u'll c. No more am i inclined 2 pay the 10% tax! Wot u say piggy friend ?

Wot u think pinky friend?

--Erm, Its a good idea but think we needs more help Moony, more pigs 2 join in.
--Yeah, u only 1 little pig...hmm...will not make much of a protest heh! Hmm, must get ALL the animals on MFF (Myfreefarm...put it in browser & play along am on server 1 USA), 2 march & protest bout this tax. Come on friend, u gonna help me?
B 4 friend cud answer, i grabs friend by the trotters & armed with banners & things gives em 2 friend 2 carry while Moony does the harder job of...grunting, squealing & oinking out with loud voice recruiting as many as cud while marching...sort of as still had limp...in2 Mootown.
On the way cud c 2 sheep meandering along. Was Shirley & Shaun...who work in me factory...(or sweat shop wud b another word).
--Where r ewe going with such firmness of purpose ?...baa-rd the sheep.
--Hi Shirley, hi Shaun :) we ham (pig word)going 2 Mootown,iz u 2 going 2 Mootown then ?
--Yes, baa-rd em both. We need 2 buy forage beet & herbs, so we have 2 sell this wool we have in basket. Combed it out fresh from our fleeces this morning c....baaa.

We combed our fleeces this morning

--Bet ewe(hehe sheep word)wish u hadnt got2 pay the 10% tax on that wool ? Ewe cud buy more clover & forage beet. Y dont ewe come with us & protest in the market square....there will b lots there!!!
--Baaaa...we cud always do with spare cash. We'll join ewe.

--K...friend, give sheep a plak-ard 2 carry...it will make ur load lighter, i can c's u struggling & i cant bear it....Soooo.....2 b cont.