Fitness Class : Part 1 of 3
Cud feel more than an inch sooo decided 2 join the gym & take a fitness class..needed toning up a bit lol. On my way 2 the gym saw ...U (pinky friend).. so i grabbed u & took u along 2...well u look as if u have a bit of lard 2 loose 2.
"Now dont protest u'll enjoy it!"
"I haven't any money to get in" frind says.
"Don't worry i got enuf 4 both of us! :) U can pay me back L8r."
...Inside the 'fitness room' saw an enormous pig taking the class.
"Come on in, your late" ... saw her name on badge she had on ribbon round neck (was she allowed 2 wear ribbons ? )...name says Bertha - fitness instructor...."Bulging Bertha" i sniggered to piggy friend.
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| You're late |
"Right get in ur places...QUICKLY." she grunted, restarted the music routine & music blared out ,,WUMP WUMP WUMP!..."Here we go here we go," oinked Bertha, "swing those trotters as far as u can.".. We all had to copy her...she had bits that wobbled! Know what i mean! Punch the air 2 , 3, 4,5 ,6 ,7 ,8 & again punch the air 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7,8.... now double time!!"
Someone punched the pig next to them & the poor pig lay kay-lied on the floor.
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| Bruce & poor piggy |
Bertha quickly called for Bruce, another pig who had a first-aid training thingy hanging round his neck....& was unsera-moan-iously dragged off the floor...2 b cont
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