...On many farms, pigs often sends the message that happiness iz linked 2 sausages ?? (how did that slip in??), NO no, i meant 2 say linked 2 income level & possessions. But in reality...it tay. A simpler lifestyle con bring greater 3-dom & erm...errr...satisfaction. 2 prepare 4 such a
change, i advize u 2 reduce x-penses, cut up ur credit cards...Snip!snip! (noise of scissors), SOB!...me poor cards, goodbye old friend, Wheeee-plop!(noise of cut card b-ing chucked into bin)...& save money. Try 2 lower or get rid of debt by...selling things on u dont really need. Lots of pigs sell on Ebay & i know corz i buy loads from there :) . Discuzz the need 4 change wiv ur FAMILY or friends (if u aint got any a mirror will do...look in eet)...sniff sniffle sniff...& seek their support. (BIG BLUBBERING SNORTY NOISE!! ),chin wobble!
Wonder wot my parents & siblings r doing back home on Planet Zork ?. Composes self...Heh hum, Number 3 on me list iz...
| Snip ! Snip ! Snip ! How painful :( |
| Blubber, Snorty sniff ! |
(3) LEARN WEN 2 SAY NO 2 X-TRA WORK. Some other persistent problem on ur farm might b...pigs asking 4 help when u hay got enuf time 4 ur own jobs. Discuzz CALMLY...like i always do,'bout this situation with pesky pigs who persistently cor do their own job & continually come round thinking u'll drop everything (az well az trousers ??? Erm not poss az pigs not allowed 2 wear clothes!) 2 elp 'em! Erm...err...whenever possible, juzz offer solutions that meet both ur needs :) . If ness-er-serry draw 'em a diagram & x-plain wot u r willing 2 do; but b clear 'bout wot u r not willing 2 do.
If u face an unrealistik workload or a pig pointing 2 his wristwatch...erm...cant find a rule 'bout that in me Animal Farm book, but will take it 2 a higher level az i wud say, meself, soooo wearing watches, that eet is NOT allowed! Uze 4sight ~0-0~ & b realistik. If u want 2 work less, & u az an accident u deaf-fin-et-telly will az 2 accept LESS com-pen-say-shun.....2 b cont....
| Time wait 4 no pig...so it seems ! |
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