How 2 Deal Wiv Burnout ... part 5 of 5

Part 5 of  5

 ...even if u az reached a mutually agreement 2 help ur piggin' neighbor, u can bet ur life (or whatever u az on ur pigson) 2 b pressured again 2 take on more work than u can cope wiv. What can help u 2 remain firm 2 ur original agreement ?

Go away, av me own work 2 think about!!

Keeping commitments that u AV made wiv said neighbor or doing NO MORE than agreed ? Well i recall nother Proverb that goes somat like this...Heh hum! (clears throat) 'let ur oink mean oink & ur grunt mean grunt!'...now thats clear...az clear az mud :) az me moma wud oink...sniff sniffle sniff. Sooooo...1 way of getting rid of pesky pigs iz 2 ask pig 2 do the same 4 u in return...lastly number 4 on me list of how 2...erm...errr...NOT burnout iz 2...

(4) RENEW URSELF...(another name 4 , roll in the mud!). Wots this i hear u oink!...Well, even when ur work iz 3 of erm...major problems u may still av ur share of err...stresses, diffikult animals & pigs, & unpleasant situations 2 deal wiv (hope am getting all these Earth Words spelt rite :) ) erm...unpleasant as i waz saying like, aving 2 share a mud hole with a FLAT-ULANT pig...urgh! stinky or...stinky!. Sooooo make tyme 4 enuf rest & balanced recreation...mine iz 2 get a tin or 3 of lager outta the

Time 2 relax wiv a tinnie or 2....or 3

fridge....erkk!  (noise of fridge opening)...like so,plonking down on favourite chair...Plonk!(me frone wiv real comfy cushion on it, but library chair will do 4 now)...like so...open can...sppfffll (noise of opening can)...drink eet glug! glug! glug!(no x-pla-neigh-shun needed) & Click! switch on T.V. (again no x-pla-neigh-shun needed :) ) . Remember that recreation dow az 2 b x-pensive 2 b refreshing 2 u...& ur...FAMILY...if live wiv a...a,(tears well up) sob sniffle ,wipes snout wiv trotters (regains composure)...family. Can u really make the changes needed 2 deal suck-sessfully wiv burnout ? Heh-hum!, take a look at this scene.......A sow takes time 2 relax by reading & doing needlepoint.

Time 4 family 2 relax :)

Piglets play on x-box or playstay-shun pushing & shoving each other around...oinking me 1st no me 1st, etcetera. Clouts given 2 all naughty piglets...ah! this iz the life....NO BURNOUT HERE !

Proverb coms 2 mind, 'better iz a trotterful of hard work & b-ing.....erm,(mumbles az cant recall ending ???) Sooooo there we az it me fellow pigs & other animals. O, i spy a UPS delivery van outside...'bout time me last order came! Hey-up !post iz coming 2 (like buses....wait 4 1 & erm 2 comes ?)...thx post pig i oink...(opens post)...delight spreads cross face & x-claims...Rrrrrrr my new 10 credit cards...cant wait 2 try 'em out :)