Mootown Village Fête ... part 6 of 6

Part 6 of 6

Pinky & Moony follow the trail as best as can. Pigs are running riot still and shouting somat like 'Someone get a gun'. Now Someone was the brother of Somebodyelse who was looking after the Bouncy Castle if you remember...but had now abandoned it, also Somebodyelse was looking for Agun brother of...well this is all getting too complicated (brother of this and that thingy). Next thing Nepotism showed up with Agun grunting out orders and giving them jobs to do.

To Thisthingy & Thatthingy he bellowed to get the salt as it was getting too complicated for them pair. Next he grunted orders for Thempair to remain at her post and get back inside...she

Thempair remained at her post

was looking after the flower arranging tent & and perishable goods 😁

The slime trail led to the tent with the Monster Fruit & Veggies. Inside crept our two intrepid pigs, fearless as the day is long since they will not know what they will find. First of all there was no Slugger. Secondly, Moony walked up to his monster tomato and cried. A thing you don't often see unless he's oinking about his Mama and Papa & Home which is a planet with name of Zork if you didnt know...actually he cried out with a raw-like squealing....

--Who's been eating me tomato 😕  now i wont win & get the prize 4 biggest tomato  😒 (only the stalk left or as some would say the spider...well it looked like a spider from a long way away)...sniff sniffle sniff ! s'cuse me while i blows me snout, PARP ! ...The tomato, or what's left, has minutely tooth marks in..now slugs don't have teeth or tongues they have a special organ called a radula that has thousands of tiny protrusions, (erm, similar to teeth ) that help them grind up their food... Hmmm! food 4 fort...oinked Moony.

--Oh thats a shame Moony 😑 wonder what could of eaten it ? Pinky looked a bit downcast or sad even 😐

--It's piggin' well spoiled thats wot eet iz  😢...Wots that trail down there ➨ (points to oversized slime trail) better follow eet.

The long trail takes them through the forest where they spy a Giant Slug.

Is that you slugger ???

--Is that you Slugger ? calls out Pinky. Oh Moony look...it IS Slugger, I'd know that smile anywhere 😊😊 But why have you GROWN so BIG ???

--Coz he's been eating me monster tomato...that's y 😒the one i did lovingly grow with Gusto & ... then Moonys eyes light up at the prospect of giant slug for tea ^O@O^ (somat like that ⬅ ) & he begins to...drool !

Noises can be heard in the not to distance. It is the noise of pigs on the trail of the Giant slug with Agun...da da da dum !

--Quick lets jump on Slugger and ...sliver-slide all the way home 😀 grunts Moony.

--Okay, but only if you put that knife and fork away ^>@<^ frowns Pinky.

-- Oh...i didnt re-a-lize i had them in me trotters...woz meant for...erm...err...eating me tomato, yes, yes, that's wots eet woz 4, save carrying it all the way back home 😋 (snigger).

So up they struggle onto Sluggers back.

--Up up & away...oinks Moony to Slugger with his trotters out stretched...but he wouldn't budge !!!

--Up up and away...oinks Pinky to Slugger with her trotters out stretched...and lunging forward even move suddenly forward or leaping...if you like...maybe all three...Slugger reared up and dived forward at affrettando speed...or allegretto vivace speed...maybe both ???

Quickly they arrived at the club house where Slugger lives with Sammy.

--Hmmm, oinks Moony...he's not gona fit in the vivarium u az there ➨ (points)

--Pinky oinks...Oh dear how we going to make him fit ? Poor Slugger 😢

--Well i az me knife & fork we cud cut him up so az he'll fit...drools Moony 😋

--NO ! NO ! keep away Moony there must be another way ? waves trotters in air showing dismay.

--Well we cud shrink im in the washing machine on a very HOT wash 😀

--NO ! NO ! Whatever are you suggesting, he would cook !

--Wots rung wiv that ??? (snigger...Ah, T ...here we come...DROOLS).

Suddenly a noise like a giant deflating whoopie cushion could be heard...Pfpffffhhhhhh, Furph ! Pfpfpfffhhhhhh ! Furp ! ...On turning round Slugger was now...slug size 😊 

--Oh Slugger...you have returned to normal 😤 (makes cooing noises at Slugger as slug is gently put into vivarium).

Back you go Slugger 😊

--Did u win a prize, did he do his tricks ? oinks Moonpig, while watching Pinky stroke Slugger, and return him to his erm, tank.

--No, he got shy so i didnt pressure him 😟 

--So knee-verr of uz won then ? Oh, 4 got i got this (holds up coconut).

--You going to share it then Moony ?

--Later, i az more pressing, erm...err...things 2 do 😏

--Like...What ? grumbled Pinky.

--Like...where az Sammy snail got 2 ? peers into vivarium, Did u make sure vivarium woz shut tight after u took Slugger out this morning ? (scratches butt ! )

Pinky's chin begins to wobble a sure sign she's upset an about to cry...maybe, unless...but meanwhile dashes about trying to look for signs of slime.

--ear, ⬇ (points downwards-Oh! and wrong Earth spelling but who cares 😑 ) a slime trail !!! grunts Moony.

-- Shall we follow it Moony ? squeals Pinky, wiping a tear from her eye.

--Well eye aint about 2 lick eet up !

So off goes Moonpig and Pinky closely following snail slime. Entering Moonpigs garden still following the slime trail and down to where his clotch was 😏

--There you are Sammy, i'd know your smile anywhere 😁

--Right, & i con guess where u av bin 😒  Moony sticks his head in his clotch & exclaimes...No tomatoes left and the tin,  sack or box...maybe all three.

There you are Sammy 😌

--Don't worry Moony, think Sammy will shrink back to normal soon. I can hear wind escaping as we speak. No harm done 😀

--Humppff !!! grumbled Moonpig. 

--I'm hungry, moaned Pinky, did you bring the coconut with you ? 

Well a pig must have something to do while waiting for...waiting for...escaping wind, well you know what we mean.

What do you think ? Did pinky get a share of the coconut ? We hope so 😉 but one can never tell...maybe.......The End.