Mootown Village Fête ... part 5 of 6

Part 5 of 6

...As i was saying...Moony & Pinky walks up to the coconut shy.

--Three balls for 60pd...shouts Coconut Shy pig with name of AnotherCon, (pd = potato dollars we use on myfreefarm)..try your luck green piggie you look strong.

--Yeah, well thats a lot of pd 4 so few balls.

--Okay, seeing as it's you i'll give you 1 extra...what do you say ? AnotherCon grins😀.

--Erm...juz look in me skin-pocket (fumbles about in pocket) i az this (pulls out 50pd).

--Well seeing as it's you....

I Can't lose !!!

--Coz eets me...butts in Moony...who did u think eet woz ??? If eet tay me eets Somebodyelse but eet cor b az Somebodyelse  iz stood stonding over there ➥ ( points to Somebodyelse who is supervising the Bouncy Castle). CHUCK ! Wheeeeeeeeeee thunk! Humpf ! tay shifted at all 😲 ....Bigger CHUCK ! WHeeeeeeeee Thunk !  CHUCKKK ! WHEEeeeeee! Humpf ! Somat not rite ear (wrong Earth word but who cares ? ) 

--Last go...give it your best  😊squeals Pinky friend.

-- BIGGER-HARDER-LONGER-CHUCK !!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE ! ... oooOOO look at that strange bird in the sky ⬆ (Moony points up to sky like that ⬆). Well Pinky looks up ⬆ & AnotherCon looks up ⬆... & Moony quickly knocks coconut off the top of the coconut pole along with a sticky substance, with a hammer picked up from floor...( Simple Definition of sticky substance is...somat such as glue or honey...on which things are easily attached like a coconut on a pole used to cheat). Moonpig dances in a wonky circle 🔁 and oinks out in a singy song grunt ... ♫♪  i won i won i won, i knocked the coconut rite orf the top and on 2 the floor  think i gets a coconut 4 that 😊😉😊

--What ! How did you do that ? grunts AnotherCon...knowing that with the Super Glue sticking down the coconuts it should be impossible to knock one off. Begrudgingly, or in a manner that is envious or reluctant, AnotherCon trotters over a coconut. 

--Hey Pinky friend, y dont u get urself a candy floss...trotters over a few pd...just enough left to treat Pinky to a candy floss.

--Wow thanks Moony you are so generous 😃  and off Pinky skips to buy a candy floss.

--Now where woz the beer tent...scratches butt...r over there me finks...and off goes Moony in the opposite direction from friend...& spends some quality time there...trying out all the beers of course...using credit cards 😃😀😁

Wots that say ???

Meanwhile Pinky decides to look in on Slugger in the pet section tent just to be sure he's alright...When she gets there, the vivarium is...da da da dum! (thats a big build up 😊 ) EMPTY. Slugger is no where in sight except for a small sliver of mucus going nowhere special. Pinky's chin starts to wobble a sure sign that she's upset and about to cry 😭...but manages to hold it together and races off to find Moonpig while holding chin in place.

Ah ! there is Moonpig, stumbling out the beer tent...with a silly look on his face !

--Slowfth downfth Pinkyfth mefth oldfth friendfth, u hayfth makingfth...Hic!...muchfth sensefth...Hic! sayfth agenfth Hic, Burp!.

So Pinky get's Moony a very LARGE coffee or 3 using Moony's credit cards, which come in trottery as pigs dont have hands, and the hair of a dog in each (a alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover) then drags Moony along to where Slugger should be...meanwhile a rumpus like a noisy disturbance is going on all around the Mootown Village Square.

What's all the noise about ???

--It's a monster Someone shouts...and we see the farmies scattering back to their farms and homes, and the pigs hear shouts also of...'Run for your lives', and pandemonium a kind of panic or a wild and noisy disorder or confusion if you like broke out. As it happens, Pandemonium, which was also name of a large pig, was in the beer tent supping ale & fell over Unconscious who was asleep on the floor as Pandemonium was trying to look out of the tent at all the kerfuffle 😐 & the kerfuffle grew all around all around and the kerfuffle well, it just grew...all around.......

--He WAS here ➥ Pinky points to empty vivarium 😕

m t (empty)

--O  strange ???...erm...did u notice that slime trail ??? ⬉ (points)...ham sure will b able 2 track him down...probably juz gone 4 a P 😉 lets go & c where trail leads....2 b cont