Mootown Village Fête ... part 4 of 6

Part 4 of 6

With Slugger now slithering unsteadily and dazed on Moonys snout..Pinky runs to retrieve her pet.

--Stupid slug...blubbers Pinky almost uncontrollably...and snatches Slugger just as Moony opens his snouty mouth...Don't eat him !!! squeals Pinky.

-- Now wud i do somat az cruel az that ! (crosses trotters behind back and drools).

-- Sorry Slugger I didn't mean to tap you so hard...here's a lettuce leaf for you. (places lettuce leaf and Slugger back in vivarium). There there ! (makes cooing noises)...stroke! stroke! (strokes Slugger)

--Humpf ! u iz b-ing silly wiv that thing. Iz only a slug.

-- Slugger is very sensitive 😥 oinks Pinky so she quickly covers Sluggers 'ears' with trotters.

--Seems Slugger az BIG ears! scowls Moony ^>@<^ (like that)

Moonpig returns to water and care for his monster tomato gently loving and caressing it. 

Grow big & bigger 4 me dear tomato 😍

Time passes tick tock tick tock... 😊 and now comes the day of Mootown Village Fête which is run every year by a certain family of pigs. 'Keep It In The Family' is there erm...family motto 😐😉

--Well time 2 show u orf 2 the world...grins Moonpig, as he gently twists and lifts the Enormous Gigantic Tomato...making sure to be careful to wrap it with bubble wrap. That done, places it in a wheelbarrow and takes his time to travel to Mootown, avoiding uneven paths and bumps and Such...yes, Such is the name of a pig with his friend Star-ski 😕 They are transporting a Monster cauliflower and a smaller than life tomato 😖

--Hi Such and Star-ski...like ur Kauliflour (snigger) shame 'bout ur tomato...(more snorty sniggers).

Such and Star-ski are not put off but stop to eat their tomato anyway, so now have just a cauliflower.

At Mootown...

--Just put your tomato there...oinks Organiser..Wow, such a big one !!! (and whispers to Moony...bound to win)

Will eet b safe ? Wont fall orf will eet ?

--Yup, grew eet all meself (smug look)...sure eet will b safe ? Plonk! (noise of tomato plonking on show table).

-- Of course, of course, Someone will be here all the time...oinks Organiser.

Now Someone and Organiser were brothers from the same piggin' litter 😀 and with that Moonpig is reassured and wonders around the Fête watching Morris and his piggin' friends doing a dance with bells on their trotters and rings through their snouts and waving trotterchiefs (much like handkerchiefs) in the air, then hitting each other with

Hmm ! nice dancing Morris 😀 oink oink!

sticks. Unfortunately, regrettably, woefully, or all three...maybe, Morris and his piggin' friends seem to be belting the living daylights out of each other. Policepigstables turn up and cart 'em away.

--Well that takes the bis-kit...grunts Moony to himself.

--What biscuit ? pipes up Pinky, who had seen Moonpig and had wondered over...Have you brought me biscuits ? (hopeful look).

--Nahhhh! juz a figure of speech. U brought Slugger wiv u ?

--Yup, just left him with Totherorganiser brother of Organiser and Someone 😀

--Glad 2 here that 😃

Moonpig and Pinky stroll around the Fête trying their luck on Hook A Duck...no luck there as a number written under the duck fails to match up with a prize on the shelf, in fact not sure if a little cheating was going on here ! 😒

.....Next they try Hoopla.

--Roll up roll up...shouts pig with name of Con...throw 3 hoops to ring any one of those > (points) and win it as a prize  😏

The hoop is only just the right size, so that it ONLY just encircles a wooden square block with a prize when thrown at the right angle so making it hard to encircle the flaming prize Moonpig calculates ^>@<^ 

This iz a rite swizz ! 😟

--Humpf ! ...grunts Moony as hoops fail to completely encircle anything he throws it at. On his last throw, Moony completely misses the target. The hoop is now dangling from Con's snout 😁 ....Swizz! 😟 What a swizz! That is sooooooo disappointing...what a swindle...moans Moonpig scowling ^>@<^ (like that)...Think that >...(points to next stall) iz juz me though...Yup, that cud b me 40 (When translated = forte...a thing at which someone excels) will giv eet a go :) Moony walks up to ......2 b cont.