At The Gym Weights & Things ... part 3 of 4

Weights & Things:Part 3 of 4

..."You havent tried anything yet!" akuzed me piggy friend !

"k i'll pick somat out ermmm (looks around) i'll av a go on that" (points 2 Pro-fitness 1 pig

Boing! Boing!

trampoline)...all i ad 2 do woz jump up & down hehe...wot cud go wrong ? So...there i woz showing orf (posh earth word 4 off ;) ) 2 u doing 'star jumps' of sum sort...up, down, up, down went i..."this iz hard work" says i..."Oooo says i...guess wot i con c in next room? i can c a herd of sows doing Aerobiks!"...wow...my eyes stood out on...on stalks az i goggled at 'em (not googled lol)....such beautiful bodies...(drool) they were bending & stretching bending & stretching...(drool drool) Cor!...each time i went up i made sum poses & added sum funny faces (smirked) at 'em. Bet i look cool, they'll b fallin' all over selves to go out with me.

Me Wonta Look.

"Me wont a look. "oinked pink piggy friend.

"No no, not 4 ur eyes" i said shoving me trotters over ur eyes as u mounted the trampoline...u was pushing me...& unbalancing me &...oOoo oOOo ouch then i slipped & trampoline slipped (coz only made 4 1 u c ) & THUD! i fell on2 the floor sending the trampoline skidding

Dick was sent sprawling !

across the floor bashing in2 Dick the attendant, knocking him on2 the floor THUD! THUD! coz he was bigger then me so hit the floor harder & his...his whistle ended up shoved up his snout...2 b cont