At The Gym Weights & Things ... part4 of 4

Weights & Things : Part 4 of 4

Giggled and snorted b-hind our trotters!

...well we ALL fell about laughing hehe & didnt notice him storming over 2 us...."YOUR BARRED!" he grunted "I've been watching you two & have had quite a few complaints about you" ...& as he listed them his voice seemed to 'whistle' a bit lol. He oinked on & listed complaints which were...(1) You upset Bertha by stuffin' yourselves with fish & chips after 1 of her fitness classes...we giggled & snorted out loud.., "hehehe...snoortt"( like that) (2) You harassed Randy & Lola watching them erm..er workout"...(oh yeah...whos buying that 1 ;)..)...more oinky

More giggling!

grunts..."oinky oinky gruuunt!"(like that)...:) (3) You played about on the treadmill, flying your friend off into space & onto the exercise bike, where you proceeded to set it on fire!..we put our trotters over our mouths & sniggered...(4) Also you wrote off the Pro Fitness Cyclone Air Rowing machine & one of you loosed off a row of obscenities..... i pointed at me friend grinning & saying .."Not me!"....(5) You ogled the young sows in the next room & drooled making faces & scaring them while you were trampolining.

"I woz...i woz er, erm, exercising me face muscles!"Oinked Moonpig.

(6) Lastly you flung that trampoline so hard at ME that my whistle..."now where is my whistle ?"

ooOoo, we're barred

 "He he he!"...we pointed to his snout..."Soooo wot u gona do 'bout it?" says I wiv trotters on  ...er...hips.

"YOU'RE BARRED"...shouty oinked Dick.

"Oh good" said we both together, with Moony mopping his brow b-tween his legs!