At The Gym Weights & Things part 2 of 4

Weights & Things:Part 2 of 4

..."Gasp!Groan!Gasp!" grunted U..."Cant you" puff pant!,"slow it down Moony ?"

"Yup, but u need 2 touch that red button there(points)."

"Like this" says u ?...touchy,(presses red button) oops!..&..Reebok Performance T5.2 Treadmill threw poor friend off onto a nearby...

Spider has less legs!!!

a nearby Kettle Advantage Electromagnetic Exercise Bike with 8kg flywheel!...Rrrrrrrr Rrrrrrr Rrrrrrrr (noise of bike pedals)."Wow, look at u go" oinks Moonpig..."Cant make ur trotter-legs out...u like got as many as 1000 spiders!" Woz going at such a speed...& such  noise coming from, from...the smoking bike which 'burst into flames' az fast az that :)...& along came a member of staff with a fire extinguisher & squirted bike & pig!!

"Have 2 get a replacement bike" he frowned & grunted. 

I pointed 2 me friend of corz & oinked..."Its me friends fault, friend will show off ." :)

That's right friend....FASTER!

Next we tried the Pro Fitness Cyclone Air Rowing Machine ( as seen in the Argos catalogue ).This machine cud tell u how many calories u were using, the distance u'd rowed az well az the speed &...&...time in every country all at the same instant in time, very impressive wot ! LOL...sooo shoved friend on2 it & oinked..."Show me how 2 do it then!"

I cud lie here & watch u all day!!

...Hmmm! Wasnt going 2  fast...sooo u know what? ...I got a needle out of me pocket & JABBED it in fat rump of friend....Friend let out a shriek & a list of words av never heard of b4 &...at the same time friend jumped up & pulled erm...er...somat orf the machine rendering it useless....Whistling like...fhhhhhii fhhhhhhiii (noise of us whistling) we snuk off...lol...2 b continued