At The Gym Weights & Things ... part 1 of 4

Weights & Things: Part 1 of 4

can c ur curly tail

The next week fort i'd try out the weights (coz i hadnt lost much weight). On the way...met ...guess who? Yes U !!!...who 4 some odd reason was hiding b hind a big bush  (couldnt fool me corz i cud c ur curly tail hehe).

"Hi me bestest friend....u trying 2 avoid me or somat ?"

"Yes" squealed me piggy friend.

"Well, which is it ? Avoid or somat ?" tapping me trotters in...in an-oy-ance

"Somat," Oinked you, i seem to of lost me er ...marbles...yes thats it i know i had 'em somewhere?" (looks all around the ground presumably for presumably lost...erm marbles).

Soooo...I grabbed your trotters & off we went to the gym(well had 2 drag u a bit).

"So-kay, we try the weights room 2day & start orf small c."..smiles i :) like that!

"Okay" squealed friend, who proceeded to get...2 marbles out of skin-pocket & then glued them onto a pencil, (2 make weights...tut! How challenging...not.)

We watched a Pro doin' it ??? on the floor !!!
 "Oh thats a good way 2 burn calories," says me, who u doing it with? Cant c from this angle."

Erm...burning calories

Few grunts came from Randy & t'other pig who looked like was gettin' a bit...erm...how shall i put this deli-kate-lee...like ?...erm...squashed!

Think he (Randy),said Lola, then roared "Buzz off i dont like b-ing watched." Fink thats wot he said? Or words 2 that effekt! He more like raging bull then pig going at it. Anyway we went 2 try out the Reebok Performance T5.2 Treadmill.

How many legs u got ?

"Thiz iz a push-over, tiz eez-zee"  i says & sew pushed me friend on & turned the speed up az wos going 2 slow...& legs looked they b-longed 2... erm....well they looked like spiders legs, erm...hehe...all 10 of em ( cor recall how many legs spiders have...but its....alot!) &...&...2 b cont