Bistro ... part 4 of 4

Bistro part 4 of 4

.....Loaded the dish washer & went back thru...2 where Al capone & his mob were...tried 2 get a 'rapore' wiv 'em so i says "apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies though.....erm..er..I've just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. I originally had swine flu but I've been cured."

They looked at me az if i had gone out of me mind...I carried on..."tried 2 telephone the NHS [UKs National Health Service] helpline all day 2day 2 ask about pig flu, but all we got on the line was crackling."

Bugys says "You got what did you just oink?

 

 

crackling on line ?

You say Swine Flu!?"

...dont think he'd heard properly...."SWINE FLU!!!GAMMON FLU!!! SWINE FLU!!!!" went the shout...then a rush 4 the door ....da rum da rum darum!!!(noise of thunder of trotters)eeaakk! slam out thru the door they ran...Then we had big party az i had got rid of the most feared mob in the town...End.